We took the first sentence from a news story and wrote it in vertical columns like this:
For example
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Police.........two............after..........the
have...........Porto..........Sporting.......title
arrested.......fans...........won.
Now we wrote a longer story horizontally by inserting new words in the spaces between the existing words, like this;
Police have arrested two Porto fans after a battle inside the Porto football stadium.
They have to pay for damage caused to the Porto stadium, where Sporting won the title.
The arrested Porto fans won only a jail sentence.
Here are some more stories that we wrote....
"Last summer she divided the nation. Bitch or good time girl, friend or fiend, Melanie Hill from Big Brother generated almost as many headlines as Nasty Nick."
became....
Last week I saw this bitch going out with your cousin or could it be your brother? She looked as ugly as the other one from last summer. I cant believe its truw or am I dreaming? This friend has generated a very nasty atmosphere. She didn't look as good as Melanie but she almost got Nick somewhat divided over the two of them. As time went by this girl got her breasts bigger than a hill. Almost as big as the ones from this girl who was from Silicon Valley. Many boys tried to find more girls from her nation or a
friend with big breasts who would make the headlines of the local newspaper.
"Robots that sniff out the bargains. Handcuff yourself to a hot desk and do some bleeding edge vocab. El boom in New Zealand."
Robots are excellent bargains when hot they can cause you bleeding and burning in such a way that it can drive you to madness. Once in the asylum the nurses handcuff you to the desk near the beds edge. Now in a new situation they make you sniff your socks until you feel yourself becoming dizzy and sick. They use specific vocab from a tribe in New Zealand until you pass out. They take you to do some exams and to do this they send you to El Dorado where the main lab is set. A year after some of the patients went Boom.
"The IRA said yesterday that its ceasefire was intact. It was not responsible for last months break-in at special branch offices in Belfast."
The same place its started was the same place it ended a few months ago, at the government offices Peace Square. The treaty that IRA had signed for a ceasefire with the gov... was not fully honoured because they decided to break-in to the local protestant church in Belfast. The IRA leader said that he was not responsible for the violence that occured at the protestan church in Belfast. Negotiations started yesterday in order to maintain intact the church, which will be used for a special peace celebration later this month. Maybe, by signing a second treaty, that will be it. This could be the last opportunity for peace before they branch out into other possible solutions.
