LITTLE LAURA & NAUGHTY CAROLINE
LITTLE LAURA & NAUGHTY CAROLINE ARE ILL
1999
Once upon a time there was a little girl with a curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good she bad, and when she was bad she was very naughty.
This little girl was called Little Laura and she had just an as naughty best friend called Naughty Caroline.
Together they did all sorts of naughty things, like hide garden gnomes and make messy cakes in their kitchens.
One day Little Laura and Naughty Caroline decided that they didn't like school, so they would pretend to be sick and they wouldn't have to go in the next day. Together they decided that in the morning they would use a felt-tip-pen and draw spots on their faces to make it look like they were ill, and the next day Little Laura and Naughty Caroline did just that.
Naughty Caroline, however, had a very clever Mummy who decided to check Naughty Caroline's temperature. Naughty Caroline herself was very clever too, and she dipped the thermometer into the warm milk that her Mummy always brought up for her in the morning. When Naughty Carloine's Mummy came back up and read Naughty Caroline's temperature, she decided that Naughty Caroline was too ill to go to school.
Later Little Laura's Mummy rang up Naughty Caroline's Mummy to let her know that Little Laura wouldn't be walking with Naughty Carloine to school that day. When the two Mummies found out that both the children were ill they decided that Naughty Caroline could stay at Little Laura's house so that the two would have company.
In the afternoon Little Laura's Mummy needed to go out to the Chemist and buy some more medicine. While she was gone Little Laura and Naughty Caroline had great fun, they got out of bed and turned on the Television, then they decided to do some painting, and then have a dancing and singing conest. Then Little Laura and Naughty Caroline put on one of their favourite CDs and had a cartwheeling contest to the music.
In the middle of Naughty Caroline's seventh cartwheel, Little Laura's Mummy came home and Naughty Caroline cartwheeled straight into Little Laura's Mummy. Little Laura and Naughty Caroline's Mummies decided that Little Laura and Naughty Caroline would have to tidy up all the mess. Little Laura and Naughty Caroline didn't like this idea at all.
The next day Little Laura and Naughty Caroline drew spots on their faces but their Mummies still sent them to school. At school Mrs Teacher announced a test after break on work the class did yesterday. Little Laura and Naughty Caroline hadn't done the homework Malicious Maya had brought home for them and they had to do the test too.
During break Naughty Caroline had a plan. Before giving out the tests, Mrs Teacher always sat on her chair and told everyone the marks she expected of them. Naughty Caroline's plan was to put a tomato from the dinner hall on Mrs Teacher's chair. Mrs Teacher would then have to go and wash off the squashed tomato and not give out any tests.
Naughty Caroline sneaked into the school's dinner hall, while Little Laura kept watch, and stole a tomato, then, she put it on Mrs Teacher's chair.
When Mrs Teacher sat down on her chair after break everyone in the class heard a loud 'squelch' as the tomato squashed all over her skirt.
After Mrs Teacher left the giggling class to wash her skirt, Mr Headmaster soon came into the classroom and demanded to know who put the tomato on Mrs Teacher's chair. No one admitted to the crime so everyone had to do the test after school.
The next day Little Laura and Naughty Caroline where picking on Malicious Maya for being so malicious. Suddenly Little Laura told Malicious Maya about the naughty things that she and Naughty Caroline had done, including all about the squashed tomato.
Malicious Maya immediately ran to Mrs Teacher, in the classroom and told her about Little Laura, Naughty Caroline and the tomato.
Little Laura and Naughty Caroline got told off by their parents, who recieved a letter from the school, and got no pocket money for a month. The next day Little Laura and Naughty Caroline got back their test results. They both got 18/20. They had went to all that trouble for nothing.
Naughty Little Laura, naughty Naughty Caroline.
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