Your Last Resort!
The hottest new underground spot!
Suites are still available!
Ents-earth
floors available!
Elves-
Tree and flet suites available!
Gondorians-
tower view rooms!
Hobbits:
smoking allowed!
Rohirrim:
free stabling OF horses
istari-all
the comforts of orthanc
dwarves:
dark as moria but at half the price!
ORCS: why hunt for carrioN when it will arrive on our doorstep weary and ready to pay to be “served”!
Robin Leech says:
“It’s a thousand cell torture palace
with custom grates, designer equipment and the latest in suffering technologies.
Who wouldn’t want to experience the best in super-deluxe accommodations and top
of the line discomfort and torture?”
Our Nazgul are standing by! No uncomfortable shuttles! Our NazDragon Fleet will wing you to our torture Paradise!
All Expenses paid!
Guests of the Chamber Guard will enjoy free spa facilities in the cockroach
closets, chat with minions in odorific dank little rooms, and will enjoy the
crevice of their choice, gratuity-free. Who could ask for more?
We put the More vacation in Mor-Dor!
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