She always acted like a hoe.
What her parents were on when they named her,
I'll never know.
She had ugly brown hair,
but she didnt care.
One day I said "Hi"
and she looked with a stare and said...
"OP! Wow... GAY!"
so i fed her some hay
and I left.
Yes twiggy was strange
and I think she had mange...
One day, while sitting on her ass,
Twiggyfelt she had gas
and she let it all out in a heep.
"Woooo doggys!!!" she said
as she fell off her bed
and landed on her kitten named Ed.
"Hissss" Said Ed
who is now dead
sqooshed under Twigg's ass.
"Woops!" twiggy said as she quickly hoped up
and ran to the kitchen to obtain a cup.
She scooped up dead Ed
and she bit off his head.
Than she sat back on top of her bed.
Twiggy picked up the phone
and called her friend named Ham.
"Hello!?!" screamed Ham
"Ahhhh *SNORT* its me!!!!" replied Twiggy
"I snort... like a piggy!!!"
"What do you want hoe!?" Ham said in her head,
but out loud she onlly said "Hi!"
"I want to rape you Ham!" Twiggy confessed
"But how will I get my meat loaf?" Ham replied, depressed
"Fuck you!!!" Twiggy screamed
as she set down the receiver
and thought to herself...
"I'd rather rape a beaver..."
So she walked to the lake,
and did just that.
Unfortunetly she got AIDs from the beaver...
And than she died...
The End