Well I will get right back to it then. Ahh now let�s see where were we� Ahh yes I remember now, all the gods, and Morpheus of cause, were staring at The Two.
�What the hell you all looking at?� The Two exclaimed, �You guys are freaking me out man. Now who is it you want me to fuck� I mean fuck up?�
�Boy what a weirdo,� Hopey muttered.
�You must kill Uda!� all the gods replied angrily, �Who the hell is Uda?� The Two asked.
�It is too hard to describe� here is a picture of him.� DeathViper says handing The Two a photo of Uda.
�What the fuck is that!?� The Two exclaimed, after taking a quick look at the photo and then dropping it and rubbing his eyes. �I am going to go blind now! God Damn it! I am BLIND! Why the fuck did u show me that picture for?�
�Anyway believe it or not, that is Uda in the photo� Hopey says. �Man this guy is stupid, Morpheus are you sure he can defeat Uda? He is a complete retard!� Hopey continued to say as he threw a match on the photo of Uda and watched it burn, igniting almost instantaneously, and erupting in a big explosion of flames and disappearing.
�Sure he can do it, I think�� Morpheus says. �I went to Schwarzenegger but I couldn�t understand the bugger, so then I went to Hercules but he only spoke Italian, but I did manage to make out two words �The Two�, so he should be able to do it if Hercules said he could, couldn�t he?�
�Oh my god� what a dumbass!� Hopey exclaimed.
�Yeah what an Idiot!� Tom said in a moronic voice,
�Shut the fuck up tom!� all the other gods, Morpheus and even The Two shouted angrily at him.
�Ohh okey dokey then� Tom said. As Tom finished his sentence Cobra appeared and punched him in the face and then disappeared again.
�Anyway take me to this Uda you speak of,� The two said. �Sure err ok, this way then� Gandalf said, �Ohh no, not this time you old fag you are staying right here!� Hopey said as he and DeathViper grabbed The Two and helped him follow Tom who was to lead them to Uda.
�I�ll stay here and protect Gandalf and McBevan� Morpheus said.
�You have my sword�� Aragorn says stepping forward.
