�Who will stop Uda?� DeathViper asked, as a mysterious yet familiar voice was heard saying, �We must find The One�.
�Umm excuse me,� a weird snotty voice said out of nowhere, �oh what is it now?� the dark stranger said angrily.
�Well I am afraid you can�t use The One because it falls subject to the copyright legislation,� the snotty voice answered.
�Fine then, err hem as I was saying, we need to find The Two,� the dark stranger continued.
�Who the hell are you? And don�t you mean The One?� Hopey asked, �Excuse me can I finish?� the voice replied. �We must find The Two� �Again I ask who the hell are you? And don�t you mean The One?� Hopey said again annoyed.
�No I mean The Two, because The One is copyrighted and we would be violating that code if we were to use it, and I am�.� The shadowed stranger stepped forward into the light revealing himself to be� �Morpheus�, he said as the gods realised who he was.
�Now we must find The Two, because he is the only one who can save you from the dreadful Uda, plus we can�t use The One because of that copyright crap, and he is already dead anyway.� �So who will take up this quest to find The Two?�
Just then out of nowhere Frodo Baggins steps forth and says, �I will take it, but I do not know the way��
�I will help you there my friend� Gandalf says as he to step forth.
�You have my sword� Aragorn says stepping forth,
�Ahh not this shit again,� a voice says from the crowd.
�You have my Bow� Legolas says also stepping forth,
�And you have my axe� Gimli says stepping forth as well.
�What about me?� Sam asked �Frodo isn�t going anywhere without me� I will help him through the rough and troubled times, and bask in the grasp of his gay embrace, providing the gayness needed so that homos aren�t offended.�
�And what about us to?� Merry and Pippin said as they stood up together, �If the fat gay hobbit gets to go why can�t we?�
�Fine you can all come� Gandalf said, �including you Boromir, even though you are just a miserable old drunk.�
�I am not� Boromir protested tipsy, and trying to stand up straight without falling on his face. �Fine I�ll come,� he agreed.
So the nine of them set off into the distance, on which would probably be a journey none of them would return from.
