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| Episode 2 - No more McBevans makes gods go ga ga | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Two million years had past since we last saw our favourite gods, now McBevans was flourishing, and all the gods had grown up and beginning to learn how to wield their powers. As it was Wednesday, the gods were all on Mount Guggenheim, studying and training to be the best they could be. Hopey, DeathViper, and even Tom was back, yep that�s right they were all there on Mount Guggenheim training with The Creator. All accept a small few, JJ Kewl, Uda, and D-Monkey. JJ Kewl and Uda were together, trying to plan out Uda�s revenge on the other gods, and D-Monkey, well� he was still playing Halo 5000, he was up to the one billionth level, and his eyes were all bloodshot and red, face all wrinkled from no sleep, knuckles continuously cracking from playing TOO much XBOX. There he stayed alone trying to finish the cursed game. Anyway back to the main people. As the gods continued to train, Uda and his garbage fairy JJ were spying on them, gaining info trying to spot a weakness, but alas as the group broke for lunch Uda and JJ were unable to find such a weakness. As Uda hid behind the enormous pile of garbage, he overheard two of the gods talking to one another, �Hey you know what Tom, if we didn�t have no McBevans, I�d have to kill myself.�
�Yeah me to.� Tom replied, �I mean I couldn�t bare to live in a world with no McBevans.� As the two gods wondered off, Uda began to formulate an even plot, containing very evil things, which will hurt all of the other gods. As JJ landed on Uda�s fat shoulder he said, �Raping Tom isn�t going to get back at the other gods you know.� Uda sighed oh well. �You know what would though?� JJ said, �Destroying all the McBevans.� A big grin stretched from ear to ear on Uda�s face as he chuckled to himself, �yes, yes, that�ll work, I am going to EAT ALL THE MCBEVANS STORES IN THE WORLD!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!� then a dung beetle flew into Uda�s mouth and he began to choke, and then he swallowed, �mmm not bad� he muttered. As Uda and JJ slipped away into the darkness, the others all returned from McBevans ready to begin training again. As the minutes and seconds went by, the gods began to succeed at harnessing their powers and learning how to use them properly. Two minutes had gone past and all the gods had mastered everything they were taught, (imagine how much they had to learn), anyway as they were saying goodbye to one another, they noticed a little grey shadow in the distance, accompanied by a taller much darker shadow. A voice boomed down from the sky �And so it has begun� �What has?� Tom asked as Cobra appeared and snapped him in the face. �The war for McBevans has begun at last,� the voice answered. The gods stood there confused, and as the shadows grew closer, the gods realised it was McBevan and his mascot McRam a.k.a Kirk. McRam was screaming and crying, as the gods ran to meet McBevan they asked him what was wrong, and McBevan replied �all the McBevan stores are beginning to disappear!� �WHAT!!� all the other gods gasped. �What do u mean disappearing?� DeathViper asked. �I mean one minute they were there, and the next minute I heard a loud pounding sound and the earth began to tremble, and then it just vanished!� |
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