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On the first day The Creator, Mopey, decided to make a universe. So he sat down at his computer and started to create one. Five minutes later the planet Earth was born, and all the planets in its galaxy, but there was still something missing. Each second for five seconds, The Creator checked his universe again and again, but still nothing changed. He decided to create trees, water, mountains, volcanos, and two people, a man and a woman, Neo and Trinity. But despite The Creators efforts he could not keep order in this universe, so he decided to create gods, which would help him control Earth and its inhabitants. First he decided to create a god to govern the natural elements, thus a baby fell from the sky and landed on earth with a thud. This young boy or girl would be called Tom, and he would help him control all natural elements when he was older. Next The Creator decided he needed someone to govern and control the humans and everything they built. Thus a little bar fridge appeared in the earth�s atmosphere, as it made its journey toward the ground picked up tremendous speed! And with a Great BIG THUD! Landed directly on Tom. Out of the bar fridge a little baby boy crawled out, this baby was to be Hopey, and would later grow up to control humans and their creations. As Hopey crawled from the bar fridge he noticed tom underneath it and pointed at him and began to giggle, then he crawled along his way to the nearest McBevans. McBevans was a fast food store, much like McDonalds, but never the less slightly different. It was a fast food chain for the gods. It was owned by a simple god who went by the name of McBevan, no one new how McBevan came to be, he just was, from the beginning of time, along with his fast food chain. Much like McDonalds, McBevans had a mascot, only it wasn�t a red haired clown, it was Kirkle the height advantaged ram, known as McRam. Anyway getting back to the main story, next The Creator created another god, who was to be the god of garbage, his name was Uda. As the baby Uda fell towards the ground he began to pick up trajectory, and began to fly down towards Earth at an enormous speed. Uda was getting closer and closer tho the bar fridge that had landed on Tom. He hit it with a GREAT BIG THUMP! And completely squashed the bar fridge, and Tom, down into the centre of the Earth. As the baby Uda lifted his head, all the people, plants, gods and animals gasped at the hideous site of his grotesque ugly face. He was plump, round and ugly, and he was eating pizza?? The creator decided to create someone to help Uda, so he created a garbage fairy called JJ Kewl. JJ appeared on Uda�s shoulder and snatched the pizza from his hand and tossed it away, the pizza went flying through the air, and as Uda got up he began to chase it. Uda dove head first trying to catch it, but reluctantly he missed and landed face first in a pile of Shit. A hand appeared from the sky pointing at Uda, and a bellowing laughter was hard from the heavens, suddenly every one joined in and began pointing and laughing at him. Uda slowly got up and trudged off, never retuning, and JJ the garbage fairy followed him. |
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