The Two pulled his arm out, �Honestly do you know how hard it is to get these stains out, for fucks sake!� he said as Uda laughed at him. The two noticed that JJ the garbage fairy was attached to Uda�s back, holding him up in the air with his puny wings. As Two finished cleaning the shit off of his arm he jumped high into the air and came down with two fists on top of JJ knocking JJ flying off into a wall, and Uda falling flat on his ass. As JJ slid down the wall, The Two picked him up in the palm of his hand and then flicked him flying off into the distance.
Uda then began to change dramatically as he grew more and more ugly; he began to take a human state with a flesh exterior. The two realising this, leaped into the air again and with a leg outstretched he kicked Uda in the head forcing him to fly backwards and smash into the ground with a thump, creating a big crater where he landed.
�That�s more like it�, The Two said standing up and beginning to walk towards Uda.
�Please no, don�t hurt me, I�m fat and full of chocolate�, Uda begged, as he tried to stand up. �Really, I am sorry, please don�t kill me, please� Uda continued as a smile began to spread across his hideous face. The Two realising that Uda was up to something, flipped backwards as Uda turned into a BIG GIGANTIC BLOB and tried to smother The Two with his fat, but The Two had got out of the way quick enough to avoid Uda�s move and strike Uda with his elbow directly on the back of his head. Uda fell to the ground and turned back to the human form again.
�You are making me very ANGRY!� Uda shouted as he stood up again wiping blood from his face and rubbing his head. He balled his fist and swang a punch at The Two hitting nothing but air as The Two bent over backwards dodging Uda�s punch and then The Two raised hi leg and kicked Uda in the face, causing Uda to fall over backwards with blood dripping from his mouth. Uda stood up and began to attack The Two very fast and aggressively, but The Two managed to dodge every punch, kick and slap Uda threw, as Uda became tired The two hit Uda once and only once in the gut and watched as Uda grabbed his gut and fell to the ground.
