�You have my bow�� Legolas says stepping forward.
�That�s it! I warned you little wankers,� Morpheus said as he leaped into the air and kicked Legolas in the face sending him flying high into the sky. Just then Gimli steps forward, �You have my�.� But before he gets to finish, Morpheus spins around and punches him in the gut sending him flying off into the horizon. �Right that should be all of em,� Morpheus says as he sits down in a chair.
Anyway back to The Others and Nicole Kidman� just joking. Really getting back to the others now.
DeathViper and Hopey, dragging The Two along, followed Tom up a very strange but familiar mountain.
As they reach the top they peer over, and see Frodo fighting Golem, �You fucking idiot!� Hopey shouted, �This isn�t were Uda is! this is fucking Mount Doom!�
�Oops! Sorry bout that guys,� Tom says giggling. �This way, it�s this mountain over here.�
�It better be, or I�ll wring your fucking neck!� DeathViper says angrily.
Five seconds pass and they find themselves at the top of a shit heap, staring down at Uda in the middle. �Looks like we�re standing on Shit Mountain� Tom snickers. �No shit Sherlock!� Hopey says sarcastically.
�Well, we�re outta here,� DeathViper says as he and Hopey let The Two slide down the mountain of shit towards Uda, and they both and Tom run away back to Mount Guggenheim.
The Two stood up as Uda turned around with JJ on his shoulder.
�Oh my god! I can still see u! Now that is fucked up! You look worse then your photo! Ewwww!� The Two exclaims as he tries to cover his eyes but realises it doesn�t help.
�It�s time,� The two says; as he leaps into the air and begins a fly kick straight at Uda�s big fat round, err� whatever it is.
Find out what happens in the NEXT special episode:
The Shit Strikes Back
