An all expence paid....
DEATH!! BING! BING! BING! BING!
We have a winner!
You get to choose from FOUR ways to die!
That's right FOUR ways to die! But wait there's more! Die NOW and receive a FREE Death Certificate! that's right ABSOLTELY FREE!
But wait there's still more!.....
That's right send us just FIVE DOLLARS and we'll send you, your very own..
Do it yourself, at home
Cremating Kit!!
And it's all yours for just FIVE dollars!
Cremating Kit and Matches sold seperately
*Urn not included
So hurry up and pick one of these ways to die:
1) Death in a suitcase
2) Death in a bag
3) Death in a bottle
4) Death in a jar
OR
send us Two Thousand Dollars and we'll give you...
The Death Special
*The Death Special Changes every week
Please send you're whereabouts, money, name, photo, phone number, and how you'd like to die to:
66 Helspawn Terrace
Hell
Postcode: 666
OR
Email it to:
[email protected]
OR
Just sign my guestbook