| Famous Quotes from famous people and Words of Wisdom from wise people |
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| "Bite into the hotdog of the future." Byron Brooks Ph.D. Pimpology |
| "Don't touch me...I kill people." Byron Brooks Ph. D Pimpology |
| "It's harder to kidnap fat people." Byron Brooks Ph. D. Pimpology |
| "Have you ever looked at a British person? It's just...ugh!" Byron Brooks Ph. D. Pimpology |
| "Sometimes I look at people and swear at them in my head." Byron Brooks Ph. D. Pimpology |
| "Soccer is for girls and terrorists." Shawn Murray |
| "Never fight ugly people, they've got nothing to lose." Jeffery Rosendahl |
| "It's better to aim high and miss then to aim low and hit." Kenneth C. |
| "I hate Subway commercials." Kenneth C. |
| "I dunno, I was asleep." Shawn Murray |
| "Go eat poop." Brock "The Great" Laney |
| "Always make sure that the name in the back of your underwear is your name." Kenneth C. |
| "This one question still remains...do we all live in a yellow submarine?" Kenneth C. |