1) no matter how hard you try you can NEVER baptize cats!
2) when your mum is angry at your dad NEVER let her brush your hair (OUCH)
3) IF your sister hits you NEVER hit her back she always gets the 2nd person
4) you can't trust dogs to watch your food
5) Never ask your 4-year-old brother to hold a tomatoe
6) dont sneeze when some one is cutting your Hair!
7) Never hold a dust-buster and cat at the same time
8) you cant hide Brousle sprouts in a glass of milk
9) dont wear Bright Undies under white pants/skirts/shorts
1) raising Teenagers is like nailing jelly to a Tree!
2) Wrinkles don't hurt
3) laughing is a good exersize is like going for a jog on the inside
4) you choose cerial for fiber, NOT the toy!
1) you beleive in Santa Clause
2) you dont Beleive in Sanat Clause
3) you are santa Clause
4) YOU LOOK LIKE SANT CLAUSE
Dough- the stuff that buys me beer
Ray- the guy who sells me beer
me- the guy who drinks the beer
far- the distance to my beer
so- i thnk i will have a beer
la- lalalalala beer
tea- no thanks im drinking beer
and that brings us back to ***looks into empty class*** DOH!!!
