| Congo Book Report The book that i'm reading is called Congo. It is about a bunch of guys that go out into the woods and look for a monkey to use for scientific research. There plans go terribly wrong. The monkeys in the jungle start goin nuts and killin anyone that wanted their balls for needlin. These monkeys are really smart and start to steal their guns. One gets a big gun. He uses his balls to fire the big gun cause his balls act like hands cause his balls are very intelligent. More intelligent then the average human balls. When the freakin monkey shoots the gun at a girl named Jessica, he misses her and the other monkeys chew off his balls. The balls then go out and turn on the monkeys. Then the balls go find others balls that are stronger. Those stronger balls kill the monkeys and then they play baseball with the balls. The humans all die of natural causes. I was drunk when i wrote this. My balls are fuckin itchin me! The end .........? Die kent By kent |
| This was a book report that i wrote because i hadn't even read a book at all. |