"AMY! why are you always sticking up for them?!" Raye yelled
"Because," Said a voice behind them. "She is the most kind hearted girl I have ever met."
All 4 girls turned around and saw a man with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes.
"GREG!" Amy yelled running up to him, Throwing her arms around him and almost squeezing the life out of him.
"I'M GONNA GET YOU ELF!" Yelled a very gruff looking man.
"You couldn't catch me if your life depended on it!" A german,blue fuzzy elf with 3 fingers and 3 toes on each hand and foot yelled back.
"Let's just face it Volverine(Wolverine, He's german remember?) You're just to slow for me!"
"You wanna bet shrimp!"
"Nenar, Nenar, Nenar!" The elf taunted.
And with that Wolverine jumped up, extended his claws and lunged them at the elf, then,
"OUCH!"
"So what should we do now? We've done almost everything." Said Holly.
"Not everything," Said Magus. "We haven't seen Lucca's machine yet,and...."
Magus led Holly away from the crowd.
"And?" Holly asked.
"And, I haven't done this yet....Holly will you.....Will you..."
'Come on Magus! Just do it already!..Okay FINE!'
"Holly, will you please put some deodorant on?"
Holly: WHAT?!?!?
Magus: Please? I can't remember my lines.
Lauren: Magus!
Magus: What? I'd like you to try and work with this.
Holly: *Glares* Now you get no se-
Lauren: Hey whoa! Hold it, none of that now!
Magus: Wha? *Sad look*
Holly: that's right, none.
Magus: *Lowers head and mumbles* You're so mean.....
Lauren: Okay, let's move on.
Chapter.2.
The falling people.
"AHH!!!!!" Serena looked up just in time to see a little girl come tumbling down, Right onto the cement.
Rini: OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE!!!!!!!!!
Darien: Rini!? Are you okay?
Rini: No! I'd like you to fall 15 feet onto cement, landing right on your as-
Lauren: Rini!
Darien: You are SO grounded!
Rini: But, but, but.
Darien: No buts, now go to your room!
Lauren: This'll take forever......
Chapter.2.
Logan & Kurt, falling from the sky.
2 more people came tumbling down, one fell on Serena, and the other one, Was caught by some strange girl that came out of nowhere.
Olivia: MINE!MINE!MINE!
Logan: *looks at girl and smiles* Forget the rest of the story, I'm goin' with her.
Lauren: Olivia! For the last time! You can't take Logan until AFTER the story's done!
Olivia: *Sticks out tongue and runs away with Logan*
Logan: FREEDOM!
Lauren: I guess we'll just have to improvise. Bring in the other Logan.
Kurt: Um, he's on vacation....out vith storm or zomzing.
Lauren: Take 5 everyone.
Chapter.2.
Falling people, Magus on Serena's lap.
Magus just looked around, "Hi Serena!" He yelled, flinging his arms around her.
Magus: Yay! Someone with good smelling arm pits!
Serena: Um.....thanks?
Holly: Nope, None at all!
Magus: Damn......
Lauren: Okay Magus, For one, no swearing until scripted too, two, You're not supposed to be that excited about seeing Serena, especially for her good smelling arm pits!
Chapter.2.
The Nega-verse.
In a cold dark room an evil king awaits the arrival of his allies.
He looks around to see if anyone is coming, then, A huge fart rips into the air.
Jewelious: *Smiles*
Wise Man/ Wesley: *Takes cloak off and covers his nose* Ugh! That is nasty My lord! You called? Is your new plan to capture the girls, to fart on them and knock 'em out!?
Lauren: *Rolling the floor with laughter.*
Jewelious: I'll be in my trailer.....*Pfft*
Wesley: *Takes deep breath then gags* AHH! Evil king S.B.D.'s! Run for your fictional lives!!!
Chapter.2.
Magus & Darien talking.
"So Magus," Said Darien. "You finally proposed."
"Yeah so?" Said Magus corking an eyebrow.
"I thought you'd never do it, Where did you do it?"
"At the fair in Leene square, Pretty romantic."
"Oh yeah, A fair, so Romantic." Said Darien sarcastically.
"Well it's better than a hallway!" Said Magus.
He knew that Darien proposed to Serena in a hallway of an apartment building.
"Well at least I proposed within 3 years of dating."
Magus glares at Darien, puts his hand to Darien's head, and blasts him to the other side of the court yard.
Darien: WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Magus: *Smirks*
Lauren: Magus, your not supposed to blast him across the court yard! For goodness sake! It's just a story, you don't have to take it so personally.
Magus: I'm not, He has bad B.O. too.
Holly: For a month!
Magus: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter.3.
Daniel & Rini in hospital room.
"What part of the family should you be from?" Asked Rini.
"Um.-."
"I know! You'll be my Aunt!"
Diamond: Aunt!?
Rini: Oops,
Diamond: Rini!
Rini: Okay, it's not my fault you have a girly name!
Diamond: Hey!
Lauren: Right then, moving on.
Chapter.3.
In the waiting room/ fighting over which side Diamond's on.
Daniel was very confused, Since when did Serena & Darien fight over who's side they're old enemy was on? Daniel got tired of the arguing and said,
"Why don't you draw straws?"
He was really kidding, But they thought the idea was perfect, So the asked the nurse for some straws and,
Serena shoves the straw into Darien's head.
Serena: He's on my side! Got it!
Darien: Yeah, okay....Could you take this straw outta my head now?
Serena: Sure! *Smiles brightly*
Darien: *Faints*
Lauren: Nurse! I think we're gonna need more than straws over here!
chapter.3.
Driving to Darien's apartment.
Daniel got into te drivers seat.
"Uh Daniel?" Asked Darien. "Do you know how to drive?"
Daniel got a devilish smile, Darien buckled his seatbelt tightly.
"How hard could it be?" Said Daniel starting the car.
They drove off, things were going pretty smoothly until,
*Crash!*
They ran into a lamp post.
Darien: Diamond!
Diamond: Sorry.......
Lauren: CUT! Okay, let's try this again tomorrow.
Chapter 5.
"Your majesty," Said Wise man. "I have found the girls."
"Good, Hand them over." Wise man shifted uneasily, "Um....Well....."
The king stood up and had the expression of an angry wolf.
*A huge fart rips into the air*
*Wesley takes off his wise man cloak and covers his nose* Ugh! I'm sorry my lord! Have mercy! *Pretends to choke and fall to the floor, taking gasping breaths* Can't.....breathe!....Toxic....Gas.....filling....lungs.....can't go on.....much.......longer....*Pretends to pass out*
*Jewlious stares down at Wesley* Let that be a lesson. *Looks up at Lauren, hoefully*
Lauren: For the last time Jewlious, that's NOT how the scene is going to end! Now. Take some beano or something and let's continue on!
Jewlious: Aw come on, Lauren-
Lauren: *Glare*
Jewlious: *Pouts and sits back down in his throne*
Lauren: Okay Wesley, get up, let's try this again..
Chapter 5.
Serena & Daniel went over to the 3 girls. "So?" Asked Serena. "Where are you girls staying?"
"In an Apartment." Said Crys pointing to the apartment building across the way. Daniel looked over and saw the apartment building, It was the exact building where Darien lived.
"If you don't mind me asking, What room are you in?" Asked Daniel.
*Crys walks up to Diamond and slaps him*
Crys: Perv!
Diamond: *Holds cheek* Ow! No, Crys! I didn't mean-
Lauren: *Half laughing* Crys! Read the lines right!
Serena: *holding sides and laughing*
Crys: *Giggles*
Lauren: Alright, get back into place everyone!
Chapter 5.
"I didn't think those apartments were big enough for a family? You guys live with your parents?" Asked Daniel.
Kat: *pretends to burst out crying and kneels on the ground* You're so mean!
Amber: *Plays along and pretends to cry* How could you?!
Crys: *Joins in* I don't like you anymore!
Diamond: *Starts laughing*
Lauren: *Holds forehead* Oy.....
Chapter 5
"I need to talk to April." Daniel looked confused and troubled.
"What about?"
"Those girls.."
Darien: perv...
Lauren: Darien!
Darien: Sorry! *Laughs*
Lauren: *Sigh* Cut!
Chapter 6.
"Dare huh? okay......" Serena looked over to Daniel and smirked. "I dare you to run up to Daniel and give 'im a huge passionate KISS!"
All of the girls: "OOH!!!!!!"
April gotta a sly smile. "My pleasure."
She ran up to the unexpecting Daniel and then tripped and fell flat on her face.
April: Dammit to hell!!!
Diamond *runs over to April* You alright?
April: *Glares up at Diamond* Oh yeah! Just peachy!
Lauren: Back to your places everyone!
Chapter 6
Daniel woke up in a cold sweat. He looked down at the foot of his bed.....someone was sitting there. He looked harder and saw that it was Rini.
Diamond: *pulls blankets up to his neck and knocks Rini off the bed* Perv!
Lauren: *Sigh* Enough with the 'Perv' Thing already!
Rini: *Get's up and winks at Diamond* Well you know, you are kinda hot when you sleep.
Diamond: *Pulls blankets over his head and looks scared*
Lauren. Right. Mental hospital for Rini and CUT!
Chapter 6
Rini smiled. "Sure......but can we eat first, I'm starving."
Daniel chuckled. "I guess so, What do you want?"
Rini: *Get's sly look* Well...I was thinking of something with whipped cream..*Wink*
Diamond: *Backs away slowly* Per-
Lauren: Don't even say it!
Chapter 7.
"Yes Crystal, You're a Princess. And the King and Queen are your parents."
"You can tell me who my parents are?!" Crys asked anxiously.
Diamond: Crystal.....I am your father..
Crys: No...That's not true! That's impossible!
Lauren: *Slaps forehead* That's a law suit from Lucas....Take 10 everyone..
Kurt looked at Crys, Laying on the couch. 'Man, She's zo beautiful.' Kurt thought. 'Maybe I should- No! No I won't--But she's zo beautilf-No! NO Kurt! Zat's a BAD KURT!' While Kurt was arguing with himself. Crys started to wake up.
Crys: *Slaps Kurt* Perv!
Lauren: Crys! Enough with the perv!
Kurt: Vaus? She's right, heh.
Lauren: Kurt! Go to your trailer!
Chapter 8
'wow,' Zack thought. 'She's even more beautiful when she's not in her scout outfit.'
Kat: Hey! What's that supposed to mean? That I don't look good IN my sailor Scout outfit?!
Zack: Hey! You're not supposed to hear that!
Kat: *Glares*
Lauren: ugh...Let's try this again tomorrow....
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