Funny Quotes.


Here are some of My fave lines from the Story, I hope you'll like them too. :)

"Vaus should we do now?" Asked Kurt. "I know! Let's play tag!"

Logan gave Kurt a strange look. "Kurt, I'm too old to play tag."

"Jah, Too old and too slow!"

"WHAT!?"

"TAG! you're it!" Yelled Kurt tagging Logan and running away.


"Who's this?" Asked Ken staring at Ann,

"Oh.....um...This is an.....old friend." Said Lita.

"Wait a minute," Said Ken, " I know you, You sent one of your monsters to kill me!"

"no no no Ken, She's not like that anymore." Said Lita

"Oh, Okay, So what does she now, Fall on people and try to kill them?!"

"KEN!!!!" Said Lita trying not to laugh.


"How does Daniel sound?"

Hunter & Anthony stopped arguing, Looked at Diamond and burst out laughing. April shut them up with a look that could kill. Then looked at Diamond with her usual sweet look.


"So Magus," Said Darien. "You finally proposed."

"Yeah so?" Said Magus corking an eyebrow.

"I thought you'd never do it, Where did you do it?"

"At the fair in Leene square, Pretty romantic."

"Oh yeah, A fair, so Romantic." Said Darien sarcastically.

"Well it's better than a hallway!" Said Magus.


"You mean, you're not here to take over the world?" Asked Sailor Moon.

"With these 2?" Daniel pointed to Hunter & Anthony, "You've got to be kidding."

"HEY!"


"Oh," Said Daniel "Sorry about the whole trying to turn you evil thing."

"It's okay." Said Serena.

"Are you sure?" Asked Daniel.

"What? Do you want me to say no it's not okay, Get away from me?"


"What do we do?" He asked. Serena ran to a phone.

"Serena! Now is not the time to talk on the phone!"


Daniel smiled, "Your father said I was family."

Now you've got to understand, If you say you're part of the family to a 9 year old, They're gonna want to make a big deal out of it.

"What part of the family should you be from?" Asked Rini.

"Um.-."

"I know! You'll be my uncle!"

'What have I gotten myself into?' Thought Daniel.


Daniel was very confused, Since when did Serena & Darien fight over who's side they're old enemy was on? Daniel got tired of the arguing and said,

"Why don't you draw straws?"

He was really kidding, But they thought the idea was perfect, So the asked the nurse for some straws,


Daniel got into te drivers seat.

"Uh Daniel?" Asked Darien. "Do you know how to drive?"

Daniel got a devilish smile, Darien buckled his seatbelt tightly.

"How hard could it be?" Said Daniel starting the car.


"Where's Darien?"
 
"He's still in bed."
 
"Oh really?..." Said Serena getting a sly smile. "Not for long."
 
Serena went into the kitchen, When she came out she was carring something that looked like a glass of ice water....Serena wentt into Dariens room. Daniel And April waited for awhile then,
 
"AHHH!! THAT'S COLD SERENA!!!"

 "Well," Said Raye. "You're free to come over to the temple any time. We meet there just about every day."

"Maybe you should come and hang out at the temple soon......." Said Kurt dreamily.

"Yeah.... really soon..." Said Hunter.

The 2 were looking at Crys. Crys gave them both a strange look.

"Right." She said.


"Didn't you see that guy, Anthony? He's all over you!"
 
Terra thought about this for a second......
 
"I didn't notice......And sure I might have a guy with pink hair who likes me. But you have a guy with blue fur and sir stares alot drooling all over you!"
 
Kat started cracking up..
 
"SIR STARES ALOT!" She said between giggles.

"Dare huh? okay......" Serena looked over to Daniel and smirked. "I dare you to run up to Daniel and give 'im a huge passionate KISS!" 

All of the girls: "OOH!!!!!!"

April gotta a sly smile. "My pleasure."

She ran up to the unexpecting Daniel and gave him the most passionate loving kiss he had ever received in his life.

"I'm glad to see you too April." Daniel said in a muffled voice.


"You mean she didn't yell anything along the lines of, "Dad?"

Raye was about ready to just run in the house and say, 'Nope she didn't say anything like that!' But decided against it.


"You're Crystal right?" She asked.

Crys stepped back. "It depends, Who are you?"

"I'm Sailor Pluto, Guardian of Time. It's alright, You can trust me." She pointed at Crys' hand.

Crys looked at her hand and realized that she was holding a fork in a defensive position and threw the it aside.


Kurt looked at Crys, Laying on the couch. 'Man, She's zo beautiful.' Kurt thought. 'Maybe I should- No! No I won't--But she's zo beautilf-No! NO Kurt! Zat's a BAD KURT!' While Kurt was arguing with himself. Crys started to wake up.


"Vaus?! Diamond's your fazear?!"

"Yep."

Kurt stood there.....dumbstruck.

"Kurt?"

"I'm just going to go get somzing to eat...." Kurt turned and went into the kitchen.

Crys waited awhile.......then, *BOOM* "OW!" *Thump*

"Kurt?" Crys went into the kitchen and saw Kurt on the floor, along with some pots and pans.

"I've been meaning to clean out that cupboard. Oh well, Let's get you to the couch." So, Crys picked up unconscious Kurt and carried him to the living room...........


Aqua was quite shocked. because 1. She was on a dragon. 2. She really didn't like hights. And 3. THIS DRAGON TALKED!


"I vaus vondering.....Vaus vondering if.......if you vould like to go to dinner......vith me? Tomorow night?"

Crys looked at Kurt. "Sure. I'd love to."

Kurt stared. "Really?"

Crys stared back. "Yes, Really."

"It's a date then!" Kurt said.

"Kurt!"

"Or not...."


'This guy is hot!' Aqua thought to herself. 'how did he know I was a princess? I should probably talk now.....AQUA! I SAID TALK!'


"I'll give you something to "Ooh" about!" Anthony yelled. then he turned to Terra. "Don't hurt me."

He kissed her..

Everyone was shocked. even Terra. Everyone that is, except Daniel. He was pissed.


"HE DID WHAT?!" Hunter yelled.

"A little jealous Hunter?" Anthony asked. "Geez, He only asked on a tiny date."

"I'm not jealous, Just surprised he would have the guts to ask her."

"Yeah right, You so like her." Anthony teased.

"I DO NOT!"


"So...." Crys said to herself. "Here I am....in the apartment.........Alone......Talking to myself........"


"So," Kat said. "Where do you come from?"

"I'm not really sure," Zack said. "I lived in an orphanage for all my life...I remember one day I got so mad at the lady who ran the orphanage.....I.....I uh turned into a dragon and lit her skirt on fire....."


"So, You're friends with the sailor scouts?" Logan asked Magus.

"I'm engaged to one of the scouts." Magus answered.

"Hmm.."

"What?"

"Well you just don't seem like the type of guy who would ask one of the scout to marry you."

"Why is that?"

"Well, You just have this 'Get away from me before I kill you' look to you."

"And?"

Logan sighed. "Never mind."


"I'm don't blame you." Said Kurt. "If I found out zat I vaus a princess- Vell I would't be a princess, I'm a boy, In zat case, I vould be very surprised."


Kurt gave her a look. "Vaus vould happen if I put you down right now?"

Crys gave Kurt a innocent look. "I would walk to the car."

"No, I think it's more along ze lines of 'I vould fall down and Kurt vould haff to carry me to ze car.'"


"So," Asked Kat. "What're you thinkin' about?"

Zack looked at her. "Do you really wanna know?"

Kat looked at Zack wide eyed.

Zack realized what she was thinking and said quickly. "no,no,no, Not that! But you know." He said with a smile.



I'll get more up eventually, until then, I hope you enjoyed those. :)

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