||Forward|| Would you look at that, yep it’s Monday and that can only mean two things. Zack Harris is somewhere in the stadium getting laid by a giant bug smoking a cigarette, and Moonie and Michael Cole are about to bust out the newest edition of MC Rappa Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy Off Yours and Mines Heezy Crib! This week Moonie went to a bread company to get some waffles, little did he know that the stupid asses didn’t have any waffles to sell! The little retard boy pissed Moonie off causing loaves of bread to fly, also a guest appearance by your favorite security guard Ralphus. Oh and what you’ve all been waiting for…you the viewer get to call in and complain to or congratulate Moonie and MC in anyway you can think of, watch out though they don’t like negative criticizm. //Forward//

The cameras pan around the set as “Get Low” is heard playing in the background and smoke starts to fill up the room. Moonie comes jamming into the room bobbing his head wearing an all red fubu outfit and a backwards visor on, he’s got his pimp waffle grill hanging down from his neck and a mic in one hand, waffle in the other. He sits down on the laz-y-boy and reclines it putting the mic up to his mouth…

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: And now hoes and pimps it’s time for the main man that you’ve all been waiting for. The man who has gotten more pussy than George DUBYA BUSH himself, Michael “Pa Rappa The White Rappa” COLE!!!

Michael comes bursting into the room bobbing his head wearing a thirty four pound gold rim around his neck and giving the east side sign to the camera and jumping on the couch lounging on it and smiling revealing three gold teeth. MC looks around and than at the cameras and to Moonie than to the cameras as he smiles again and starts to talk.

MC |Pa Rappa The White Rappa| Cole: Yo Yo Yo, listen up Pimps and Hoes, my main man Moonie has something to tell you but first I got to congratulate him on his new sponsorship with fubu and Eggo waffles. Now go ahead Moonie tell them what you want to tell them.

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: Aight aight, I’ma lay it on him playa. I got this phat new deal with Eggo and Fubu, and they have been so generous as to let me have my own line of clothing and even my own brand of waffles! Yeah that’s right the t-shirts will be available tomorrow at all Phat Pharm, Champs, and Ghetto Clothing stores everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE! Don’t matter if you live in the bronx it’ll be there. Here’s what the first two shirts are going to look like.

Yeah and now here’s a commercial for the latest Eggo waffles that they have so proudly named after me…check it out bizzles.

A camera rolls as they see a ring with a table showing the back of a wrestler. A scraping of a fork is heard and some chewing, the cameras slowly start to rotate around to see the wrestler. That wrestler is Moonwolfe of course eating some waffles with orange juice on the side of the plate, Moonie looks up at the camera and smiles setting the fork down.

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: All of you little kids wake up and go to school but what do you do before you go to school? That’s right and what do you eat, breakfast exactly. I know you want to grow up big and strong so you eat Eggo Waffles, now there’s a new twist with blue berries and syrup capsules slammed into the waffle to make an awesome Moonberry combination!

Edge |The Awesome Person|: Hey Moonie, think you could throw me a box?

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: Yeah sure there Reeker of Awesomeness Edge! Now they come in a box of ten for a limited time only!

The cameras show the picture of the package of waffles in a new blueberry flavor as they flash a picture of Zack Harris across the screen.



The cameras cut back to MC and Moonie sitting down as MC is laughing is ass off and Moonie is sitting there with a disgusted look.

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: Shut the hell up MC, they made me say that shit. You think I wanted to say that? HELL NO! Now, let’s get to some callers and feedback about the new shirts and Eggo Waffles. Caller number one your on the air.

Caller #1: Ok I have two questions, one is for MC so here it goes. MC I heard that after the last show you and that other man beast girl got it on in Triple H’s locker room? Is that true…tell the truth.

MC |Pa Rappa The White Rapper|: WHAT THE HELL!?! Hell no I didn’t do that are you on crack you stupid cracka. I would never do a man beast like that ugly ho, god damn boy ask your second question before I have Moonie eat out your Waffles.

Caller #1: Ok Moonie, my question for you is since you’ve been in the ZWF you’ve faced Jerry Lynn what two times in a single match? Your one win and one loss what are your predictions for this one?

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: I think Jerry and me will have a great match like we always manage to do. If I lose I lose that’s pretty much it but It’ll take a lot more than normal for Jerry to beat me tonight, after all these sponsorships I get paid an extra five grand for every time I win. I’m not turning into a sell-out but do you know how many waffles I can buy with five grand??? Ok, next caller than after that we only have two more callers since we have a special guest tonight.

Caller #2: I’m on the show! Holy crap yes! I love this show it’s the best show in the world oh my god I have to tell my mom I’m on MC Rappa crib oh yes finally I get a break. Moonie I love you you’re my favorite wrestler oh god holy crap yes I’m going to be the most popular kid in school!

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: That’s great kid but what’s your question for MC or me?

Caller #2: …*click*

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: Hanging up on Moonie isn’t going to make you that popular there caller. Anyway next caller…
Caller #3: Wow, what kind of an idiot white boy hangs up on Moonie, the fucking best wrestler in all of sports entertainment! My question is for MC, MC why don’t you let Moonie be the host or co-host I mean it can still be called MC Rappa Crib only it will stand for Moonie-Cole Rappa Crib?

MC |Pa Rappa|: Listen kid, I don’t think it’ll work that way and if it did the producers wouldn’t allow it….what’s that Bob? You guys are fine with it? Well uhh uhh, still! I like it being MC Rappa crib. I finally get some fame and get some girls too!

Caller #3: You call a man-beast chasing you around the arena trying to strip you of your anal virginity getting girls? Whatever good luck Moonie you won’t need it that much but just in case Jerry tries to ride you like a cowboy or something, later!

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: Thanks caller, ok now the last and final caller before we get to the very special guest. Last Caller your on the air.

Last Caller: Hey Moonie, you’re my favorite wrestler in the whole wide world I have your Eat Waffles…Drink Syrup shirt and I just bought some of your waffles today online from Eggo.com! I am your number one waffle-ite my name is John Baron and my friends call me Jazzy B! What’s next for Moonie though I mean you’ve done everything but the World Heavyweight Championship, are you going to go after that asshole Helms next?

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: Thank you John, its very good to know I have a number one fan out there somewhere in all this ruckus. I don’t really know about going for the World Championship, I might I might not, I know all you waffle-ites would love that but it’s all up to Zack Harris and if he wants a triple champion or not. Thanks for the call but the producers are telling me to hang up now, I really appreciate your support and maybe you’ll get in next week on the show.

Ok, now it’s time for the special guest, his name is Ralphus and he is the best damn security guard that the ZWF has ever seen, he saved the waffle-ites waffles from a man-beast trying to rape the X-Champion! Come on out here Ralphus.

Ralphus walks in wearing a blue jumpsuit dancing around doing the robot and smiling showing his three teeth. Moonie gets up and gives him a hand-shake than hug as MC does the same, Ralphus sits down next to MC and looks into the camera.

Ralphus |Lube-Boy|: Thankth for having me on the thow Moonie, I really apprethiate the chanthe to come on the thow and be with my favowite peepth. Tho Moonie, I heard you really do get free lube for being the XXX Champion, why don’t you path any on to your home thizzle? I thaved your waffleth didn’t I?

MC |Pa Rappa|: Did you just say you shaved his waffles? Moonie I thought you weren’t going for men anymore?!? That ain’t cool bizzle!!!

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: What the hell?! Can’t you hear straight anymore MC he said he SAVED my waffles last week not SHAVED!!! I never liked men anyway you little leprochaun. I never gave you any lube Ralphus because they just started giving it to me as a part of my new sponsorship.

Ralphus |Lube Boy|: Oh ok, Ralphuth underthtandth now. Tho how about your match tonight with that thekthual man Jerry Lynn, hith hair really geth me going if you know what I mean he he he. Will you be able to bring home the XXX title and the U.TH. title athwell?

Moonwolfe |Masta Waffle Maka|: Ralphus, you lubed up little grease monkey. I really have no clue what the hell I’m going to do against Jerry Lynn he is a tough competitor perhaps one of the best if not THE best in the federation perhaps the wrestling world. He’s won the World Championship here something I haven’t been able to do yet thanks to Scott Hall at the Royal Rumble. But I dwell on that too much and need to stop because it’s in the past. Tonight I’m hoping to become a double champion for the second time in my career in the ZWF and ironically last time I became a double champion it was against Jerry Lynn when I beat him for the IC title a couple of weeks before Snowed In last December.

Ralphus |Lube-Boy|: Yeah that’th right ithn’t it Moonie, aww your tho thmart Moonie I withh(wish) I could be ath thmart as you too but thadly becauthe of my mithing teeth I can’t I got to go now I’ll thee you during your match tonight. Bye Mthee by Moonie!

Ralphus walks off site as Moonie and Cole close out the show and this scene…next week they will air the bread company fight…