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| You know you're obsessed with David Bowie when... |
| you make a webpage about him you make a website about him you make a website about one of the movies he was in you have at LEAST one poster of him in your room your hardrive is half full because of all of his songs you've downloaded your cd collection consists mostly of his albums so does your cassette collection ..and your vinyl collection you buy vinyls of him, even though you have no record player your buddy icon is/is related to him you make cds/cassettes for all your friends pictures of him are all over your school/work items you sing his songs all the time you sing them in the shower as loud as possible everybody in your school/workplace knows you love bowie they refer to you as bowie king/queen you dress up as him you have gotten your haircut to look like one of his characters people tell you about/give you things that they saw bowie on you read lists like this you make lists like this you draw pictures of him you write down the lyrics to his songs when bored your boss/teachers know you love bowie they carry on conversations about him with you when people say you are strange for liking them, you either: A..smile proudly and say 'yep!' B..kick them C..scream profanity at them D..convince them that they really deep down want him too you have converted your friends to bowie lovers his website (bowienet) is your homepage you are a member you spend all your money on bowie things from ebay you check ebay everyday for new items you belong to a david bowie messageboard you freak out when bowie is mentioned or seen on television you talk to the people you met on the david bowie messageboard you've met some of them you've made really good friends/relationships with them on his birthday you wrote 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID' all over your body and showed people you've made shirts with him on it you flaunt the shirts you've made your desktop theme is david bowie you made the desktop theme you write fanfiction about him you write fanfiction about his movies you unconsiously answer questions with quotes from his songs you try to answer questions with quotes from his songs you spend most of your free time online surfing for bowie stuff you are dissapointed because you have visited all those sites you name your pets after him/his characters you have a shrine you talk to inanimite objects, pretending they are him you name those objects 'David' you accidentally call your lover David they don't mind because they are used to it and love him too you write numourus fan letters to him you sign your name 'bowie's bitch' at the end of everything even on the tops of your school/work papers you name objects/limbs of your body after him you refer to him as 'daddy' or your 'pimp' you spent your precious time reading this list when you could be checking out moonspyke's david bowie page you clicked that link |