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The latest hot gossip that is going on in the Big Brother house.

Who's hot and who's not!  Who's in and who's out!  What tasks has BB set them!  Who's been talking about who!

Mini task:    9:30am,  Claire gets up.  At 10:00am, she goes back to bed.  At 10:30am, Anna gets up, followed by Mel at 10:50am.

Mel said to Anna, 'I've just made the worst cup of tea I've ever tasted'.  Anna said, 'Do you want a bowl of All Bran Mel?'  Mel said, 'I'm eating healthy today.  I'm not eating anything'.  Anna then said, 'I don't think that sounds very healthy'.

Mel then said, 'I had a dream that I was evicted and replaced with Norman Wisdom.  It was awful'.  Anna said, 'I had a strange dream as well.  I dreamt that this girl was talking to a bloke.  She said,  'I don't want to date you because you want to poo all over me'.  All the cafe was looking at them.  He looked really weird.  She then said, 'I can date someone who doesn't want to poo all over me'.  I thought good girl and left'.

At 11:10am, Claire gets up again.

11:15am, Mel goes to speak to Big Brother.

At 11:40am, Darren gets up and is enquiring about the times people went to bed.

At 11:50am, Mel is gathering vegetables from the raised beds.  She gets attacked by a chicken.

12:15pm, Anna is doing her washing.

Mel said, 'I saw Big Brother.  I've got a bad back but, I said it should be ok.  I don't need a doctor.  It will probably cost a fortune to get a doctor out'.  Anna said, 'I think they can afford it ever so slightly'.

Craig gets up at 12:35pm.  Craig is called to the Diary Room.  He picks up dental floss, a tooth brush and mouth wash.

At 1:00pm, Claire is sunbathing.  Craig said to Claire, I'm going to eat my breakfast, do the chicken coop, then do some training'.

BB announces, 'Claire, can you please attach your mic?'  Claire said, 'Sorry Big Brother.  That's the third time they have told me off today'.  Mel then said, 'Can everyone attach their mics to their person'.

Mel is called to the Diary Room and is given 600mg Ibuprofen tablets for her back.

Claire is making an assault course in the garden.  Darren is whistling the 'It's a knockout' theme tune.

The task is being discussed.  Anna said, 'We should all sit around the kitchen table like news readers.  We can all say one word each for a minute'.  Craig said, 'They might not see it as a proper report'. 

Mel later said, 'Everyone can do a line to a poem. Or do a treasure hunt with clever clues'.

Claire said to Mel, 'Will you do my make up for me on Friday?'  Mel said, 'Yes.  We can practice later'.

Claire said tp Craig, 'We can have a pillow fight later'.

Darren and Craig are talking about the fact that it was 2 weeks today that Nick left the house.

Darren and Craig are playing with a make shift firsbee.

The housemates are talking about their BB contracts.  They had been given �500 to spend on clothes and stuff the week before entering the house.  Claire said, 'I had �850'.  She was joking.  Mel took her mates out for a drink.  Eight of her friends were all drinking cocktails.  Claire was talking about being called to join the house.  She said, 'I was called on the Saturday morning.  I never took it seriously.  I went shopping.  Next thing I knew, they were outside the door.  There was loads of shopping everywhere'.

They are talking about and practising the task.  Discussing what topics to cover.  They decide to cover faliure of the task, wine tasting and a summary of different things.

At 5:00pm, they are still talking about the task.  They begin a quick run through.  Mel does the intro about the wine tasting, then hands over to Craig.  There's a pause.  Craig said, 'Oh, have I got to talk about the wine?'

At 5:15pm, Mel gets into the hot tub.

Craig said to Mel, 'Can I lend your plain glasses?  Oh, Anna's borrowing them'.

At 6:15pm they do a dress rehearsal of the task.

It's 6:45pm and Anna and Darren are singing 'House of the Rising Sun' and talking about songs.

At 7:00pm, they practice the task again.

Craig was talking about listening to Radio 1 prior to entering the house.  He said, 'I heard Mark and Lard on the radio talking about Big Brother.  They had people ringing in with suggestions for a theme tune to Big Brother.  Robbie Williams' Life Through A Lens came out on top'.

The housemates are discussing what they might get as a reward for the task.  Video, food etc.  Darren said, 'They might reward us with an iron.  I don't want one now.  Or the girls might need a hair dryer'.  Claire said, 'We should be grateful for whatever we get'.  Darren then said, 'It was better when they gave us a list of films to choose from.  I didn't watch that rubbish that Andy chose'.

Mel announces, '6 minutes to dress rehearsal'.  At 8:20pm, they do the dress rehearsal.  8:30pm the fire alarm goes off.  Anna said, 'Sorry that was my fault'.  At 8:40pm, they do the task.  They completed it in under 3 minutes.  They passed the task and was awarded with a continental breakfast for tomorrow.

They are all sat around discussing what they might end up doing as careers after the show.  Mel is talking about each housemate in turn.  She said, 'I see Darren doing modelling to start with.  Moving on to high profile presenting of some sort.  Chat shit TV, chat shit hours on cable.  Craig would be good for a fitness video or sports clothes model'.  Craig said, 'I had a contract with a place called Fashion Factory to model underwear.  I was asked to do Father Christmas but I was too small'.  Mel moved onto Anna, 'I can see Anna is very diplomatic and she could use it in producing music or PR for a music person, channel or radio.  You are a people person.  Claire could go into modelling'.  Claire said, 'I'm too fat'.  Mel said, 'No your not.  You would be good doing childrens' TV as well'.  Darren said to Clare. 'I see Nickelodeon'.  Claire said, 'MTV?'  Darren said, 'It's not scripted, you are just yourself'.

Anna said of Craig, 'I see you on a Changing Rooms type of programme.  Mel, you could be presenting in an interviewing kind of way.  Claire could do a small spot on the Big Breakfast.  Out and about with 500 people surrounding her or an in bed with Claire spot.  Darren could do something on MTV'.

Darren said, 'Anna could do a slot on Virgin Radio'.  Mel said, 'You could have your own jingle'.  I lost the rest of the conversation because I had to reboot.

Someone is talking about Terry Wogan and Graham Norton. 

Claire then said, 'I can make a wicked mushroom soup.  Just like in the restaurants'.

Anna said to Claire, 'How are you feeling tonight?  The night before Friday?'  Claire said, 'I'm trying to stay cool.  I just think I'm gonna go.  I haven't been here long enough for people to get to know me'.  Mel said, 'I don't think it will make any difference that you've been here for only 2 weeks.  People will be focusing on you to see how you are settling in'.  Claire said, Older people might think that I am getting on their nerves and the younger ones may see me as a bit of a divvy'.

At 10:30pm, they are mucking about on the make shift assault course.  They are making a waterslide out of plastic bin liners.

At 11:00pm, Darren and Craig are in the hot tub.  Craig said, 'I've got 3rd degree burns on my arse'.  Claire joins them, followed by Mel.  Darren whipped Craig's shorts off.  He hops out the tub to put them back on then jumps back in.  Anna finally joins the rest of them in the tub.

The housemates indulge in a number of kissing games.  They all seem to be enjoying themselves.  This went on for ages.  Eventually, Mel, Darren and Anna get out, leaving Craig and Claire in the tub.  Craig and Claire have a couple of pieces of hosepipe that they are using as blow pipes, breathing under water.  There is a lot of giggling going on.

Craig and Claire get out of the tub.  Craig said, 'Anyone for a cup of tea?'  Darren said, 'It's bedtime.  It's 1:00am'.  Craig said, 'It's my dishes as well'.

Craig is doing the washing up.  Anna, Mel and Darren have gone to bed. Claire is still up.  Craig asks BB to remind him in 15 minutes that the hose is on.

Mel and Anna are talking about nominatiions.  Someone said, '3 times for Craig may be enough and the public might like her'.  Anna said, 'Claire is a breath of fresh air'.  Mel said, 'I was surprised Tom went last week'.  Anna said, 'I don't think Claire will stay.  I think Craig appeals to the public'.  Mel said, 'I might go and speak to Big Brother'.  Anna said, 'Do you think Big Brother is rigging the voting?'  Mel said, 'Yes I do'.  Anna then said, 'Do you think that it's for entertainment?'.  Mel said, 'The people vote for who they like and dislike.  Or if people rub them up the wrong way.  You have to vote a person out'.  Anna said, 'I wonder what people say about us'.

Darren and Craig are mucking about and going to go into BB and threaten him.

At 1:15am, Anna is doing press ups in the bedroom.

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