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Last updated: 31/08/00
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The latest hot gossip that is going on in the Big Brother house.
Who's hot and who's not! Who's in and who's out! What tasks has BB set them! Who's been talking about who!
We could always eat the chickens: It's 9:00am, and everyone is still in bed.
At 10:00am, Craig gets up. At 10:15am, Mel gets up. They are talking about finding the models in the provocative poses.
10:40am and Anna appears.
Anna starts to work on her model. Mel and Anna are talking abou their models. Mel said to Anna, 'I got up and I heard someone call my name. It wasn't outside. It was one of the cameramen. It was as I was getting out of the shower. I was only wearing my G-string'.
Mel and Anna are talking about getting a bit pissed later on.
Anna said, 'I won't get to see anyone this week'. Anna also said, 'I had a dream that I was released from prison'.
Craig went into the Diary Room. He saw the dentist and had a temporary filling fitted.
Mel and Anna had a drink of cider.
Craig said, 'The dentist seemed dead happy. He said, you must be Craig then'.
Anna went into the girls room to get Claire up. They need to test the models out at 12:00pm for the task.
11:40am, Claire gets up.
At 12:00pm, they are still working on their models. Mel said, 'Shit, really spooky. I look like a werewolf'.
At 12:25pm, the cams went down. At 1:00pm they are still down. The housemates should be doing their task about now. The cams are still down at 1:25pm.
At 1:35pm, the cams come back online.
Darren said, 'I can get anyone tickets for the Dome if they want them'.
Darren then said to Mel, 'There is a marrow for you to pick. It's yellow'. Mel said, 'That's not a marrow. It's a cucumber'. Darren said, 'It's a marrow'. Mel said, 'No, it's a cucumber'. Darren said, 'Oh. It's ready to pick anyway'.
At 1:55pm, the sound went on the webcam. At 2:00pm, the sound comes back up and Darren is singing, 'Get your bits out for the lads'. They are outside sunbathing.
The housemates failed the task. Their budget for the week is �21. Two people failed on height and two because they used plain paper.
At 3:15pm, they all climb in the hot tub. A helicopter turns up and they are called back inside.
Anna said, 'Why don't we spend our �20 on cheesecake. Or we've always got the chickens we can eat'.
The housemates are looking at the polaroid pictures they took of each other to do the task. Mel said to Anna, 'Can I have this photo of you?' Anna said, 'Yeah'. Anna then said, 'I like that one of Craig lying down. Everyones happy - how bizarre'. Anna said, 'We should ask for a pen so that we can sign the photos'. Mel said to Anna, 'Do you want the scary photo of me?' Anna said, 'Not really'. Craig said, 'Is that the scary spice one'.
At 4:15pm, they are eating their tea.
Darren said, 'See this photograph. I will put this on the front of my record when I make it'.
At 4:35pm, they go outside to do some sunbathing.
Claire brings a message from BB she said, 'Everything from the task must be returned by 5:30pm. You can keep all the photographs. In the Diary Room there will be 2 boxes. One will be labelled to give back to Big Brother. The other one for things we want to keep. Big Brother will check the boxes and give you the stuff back if it is ok afterwards. You must also tidy up the house'. Craig said, 'Big Brother can kiss my ass'.
5:15pm, they take a group photo and photocopy it for each other.
Big Brother said, 'You have 15 minutes to return all the stuff and tidy up'. Everybody said, 'Or what?'
Claire and Craig are chatting about what they might do after the show has ended. Craig said, 'I might stay in London for a week afterwards. I need to catch up on some friends down here. Anyway, you have to be available for at least a month afterwards for the internet thingy'. Craig then said, 'I've had offers to go to Canada and New Zealand for 4 or 5 weeks in the winter months'. Claire said, 'If you go to Canada, make sure you see a live hockey match'.
Claire and Craig are talking about bother at nightclubs and being pulled over by the police. Craig was stopped by the police once because he had his spotlights on when they weren't needed. Claire was done for speeding on the M6. She was driving a friends BMW. The policeman said she would have 3 points on her licence and a �40 on the spot fine. She had to produce her friends documents but couldn't. It went to court and instead she got 3 points and a �500 fine.
Darren has just been to see BB. He returns and tells everyone, 'We can have our photos back but only for our own personal use, and nothing else. We can't use them for publicity or anything'.
Darren and Mel are arguing about some fish.
At 8:00, Craig jumps in the hot tub, followed by Claire. At 8:10, Claire was called to the Diary Room. She has to wrap herself in a towel first.
Mel and Darren are doing the evening meal. Mel is panicing about the lumpy white sauce.
Claire returns from the Diary Room with an additional 24 hour task for the housemates. They have to produce a 2-3 minute report about life in the house since the last eviction. They have to focus on 3 stories. The housemates are not allowed to perform as themselves. The production is due at 8:00pm tomorrow.
They are discussing what topics they could include in their news report. Topics raised are renominations, the failed task, the models orgy, Craig's Yorkies amongst others.
At 8:30pm, kids can be heard whistling beyond the fence. The kids shout out, 'Craig we love you'. The housemates are called back inside by BB.
Mel said to Craig, 'I think your see through shorts would look good on a girl. Can I wear them for a day. For the help Mel fund'. Craig said, 'Only if I can see what they look like on you Mel'. Mel said, 'Ok'.
Anna said aloud about herself, 'Anna got ready for dinner. She turned her t-shirt inside out. She made a big effort'.
At 9:00pm. Big Brother allowed the housemates back into the garden. Craig is in the garden using the skipping rope.
Craig, Anna and Mel are discussing cockroach, beetle and other insect like stories. YUK!!!
At 11:30pm, shouting can be heard yet again. So BB calls them back inside again.
Anna said to Mel, 'I reckon people could be trying to get in to the house. I know it's highly unlikely, with the increased security we have here. Well, they didn't want what happened to the Castaway people to happen here. Some band hired a helicopter and landed on the island to cause a stir'.
Anna then said to Mel, 'Tomorrows Thursday. I've got a lot of washing to do and the task. I hope the weather is fine. Then it's Friday'. Mel said, 'Mmmmm.....' Anna said, 'I've hated every moment of the last 3 days'. Mel then said, 'I started thinking about what's out there'.
Mel and Anna are discussing all the behind the scenes stuff. Like how the production staff have coped with the show. How they put the programme together. What clips they choose to show etc. Anna said, 'I wonder if they have made us look interesting or not? They deserve a medal'.
Darren is talking about the people who have been shouting for Mel. Mel said to Darren, 'I can't wait to meet them. They'll be outside ready for me'.
Darren is tidying up the kitchen.
Anna and Mel have gone to bed. It's 12:05am. There is a lot of whispering going on between them. It is impossible to make out what they are saying.
Darren is sat in the lounge reading.
The conversation between Mel and Anna was inaudible. There was an awful hiss in the background. You could only catch snippets of what they were saying.
They were chatting about Craig and Darren, how the press would view them and the failed task.
1:25am, Darren goes to bed.
1:30am, they all seem to be in bed now. So, I'm off as well.
