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Ariba, ariba oh: It's 10:55am, and all the housemates are up.
Anna said, 'All day today, I'm going to practise pinning the donkeys' tail on'.
11:00am, Anna said, 'Yesterday was the hardest day here'.
At 11:15am, Craig went out to check the chickens.
11:25am, finds Anna doing some exercises.
At 12:30pm, Darren said, 'I hope the weather gets better'. Anna said, 'Tomorrow will be beautiful'. Darren said, 'Yes'. Anna said, 'Beautiful snow, beautiful thunder'.
1:00pm, Darren is in the kitchen preparing something to eat.
At 1:10pm, Craig is called to the Diary Room.
At 1:55pm, Darren suddenly said jokingly to Anna, 'I will grab Craigs' ball bag and squeeze until they crack like eggs'. I missed what led up to this comment.
Anna said blissfully unaware of the fuel crisis, 'I will ask Big Brother to get some bread. They shouldn't have any problems with getting bread'.
At 2:50pm, Darren said, 'I've just been to see Big Brother about giving us presents for the 3 games. They said they would get back to us'.
Not much happened for an hour or so.
At 4:20pm, Anna and Craig are in bed.
At 4:25, Anna gets up. She said, 'I'm going to have a hot tub for half an hour. A shower, then by 6:00pm they should have the costumes ready for us'.
At 4:45, Anna is called to the Diary Room. Anna said, 'Unfortunately'. Darren said, 'The party's off'. Anna entered the Diary Room and said, 'Wow'.
Anna and the boys collect their costumes and materials for decorations from the Diary Room. Anna announced to the boys, 'The food and alcohol will be ready for 7:00pm. The music will begin at 8:00pm'. There is an array of balloons, party poppers, yellow and red crepe paper and cloth, paints and treats'. Craig said, 'Ooooohhhh jelly babies'. They start straight away on the decorations. Craig is trying to blow a balloon up. All sorts of spluttering noises are coming from his mouth. He is really struggling. It is really amusing watching him. He suddenly said, 'That's taking the piss that. I reckon Big Brother gave me a trick balloon'.
They are talking about the balloons. Darren said to Anna, 'Are you going to burst your ballon to end the party or start it?' Anna said, 'To begin it'.
At 5:10pm, Craig is called to the Diary Room. He returns and explains to the others, the style of the Spanish flag. Craig said, 'It's a red stripe, a yellow stripe and a red stripe'.
Darren said to Anna, 'Did you invite the task master?' Anna said, 'No'. Darren said, 'You've got to invite the task master'. Anna said, 'Shall I do it now?' Darren said, 'Yes, please do'.
At 5|:15pm, Anna went to the Diary Room. She returned and said, 'The task master isn't there but, they will pass it on'.
Darren said, 'We should paint the Diary Room doors when we are pissed tonight'.
BB said, 'Please do not remove the ceiling tiles. As they are covered with fire retardent material and should not be removed'.
At 5:25pm, they open their bags to get the costumes out. Craig and Darren have what appears to be matadors outfits and Anna had a fetching senioritas outfit. Anna's dress was red with white spots accompanied by a red shawl. Anna said, 'Wow, I'm going to be sweating'. Anna said, 'What time shall we get dressed? 6:45pm, before the food arrives'.
Craig began talking about donor cards to Darren.
At 6:45pm, they are getting dressed for the party.
At 7:10pm, they are called to the Diary Room to collect the food and drink.
Darren said, 'Ariba, ariba, oh'.
They start on the beers. Craig put some of the beers in the fridge to chill. They sit down to eat at 7:20pm.
At 7:25pm, Anna said, 'I'm sweating in this dress'. Darren said, 'What's in the sangria?' Anna said, 'Red wine, fruit, lemonade and ice'. Anna said, 'My dress is going to rip'. Darren begins to reel off all the names of the evicted housemates, then said, 'Cheers'. Then Craig said, 'Oh and Nick'. Anna said, 'Sorry you didn't make it guys. If anyone in production wants anything, there's loads'. Anna then said, 'One more sleep. Do you understand that?' Darren said, 'Yes'. Anna said, 'I can't believe it. Fucking yes'. Craig then said, 'I can't move in this suit can you?' Darren said, 'Not at all'.
The housemates are discussing Madonna and her videos.
They then talk about the food they have just eaten. Anna said to Darren, 'What did you like?' Darren said, 'That and that'. Anna said, 'You liked that'. Pointing at something on a plate. Anna said, 'I liked that'.
Darren is talking about the music. He said, 'I'm going to clap and click along to you two tonight. Show you some enthusiasm'. The conversation moved to the US comedy show 'Ellen'. Anna said, 'I liked Ellen'. Darren said, 'I used to watch it before she came out and thought, why didn't she say before?' Anna said, 'Maybe because the TV company threatened to shut down the show if she did'.
They played their first game, a kind of treasure hunt. After two clues it went stale.
At 8:05pm, the music starts up and the sound is cut off. The housemates are dancing about.
At 9:00pm, Darren gets the paints out and turns artist. He's painting all over the walls. Anna is decorating the Diary Room door.
Craig is talking about someone who died of leukemia.
They then discuss the abuse that has been heard over the weeks. Anna said, 'We've all been called wankers so many times'. Darren said, 'I've been called a cunt'. Anna said, 'Yeah. You've been called a cunt'.
Anna said, 'When I wake up tomorrow, I'm going to scream at the pair of you to get up. Hmmm....but then again, I won't'.
At 9:25pm, Darren said, 'I'm going to lie down for a bit'. Anna said, 'Don't go all emotional on us'. Darren said, 'No. The beers lying in my gut. I need to lie down'.
Craig said to Anna, 'Do you know who you look like in that red dress? Aunt Sally from Worzel Gummidge'.
At 9:35pm, they change out of their costumes. Anna wanders into the garden. Then returns and plays her guitar. Anna said to Craig, 'I'd love a massage'. Craig said, 'I'll give you one tomorrow'.
Craig said, 'We ought to go in and ask how Big Brother is. After all, they've asked us for 62 nights how we are'.
At 9:55pm, Darren gets up.
Craig said, I'm going to tell you why I'm in the house tomorrow'.
At 10:30pm, they are discussing how they have been portrayed on TV. How they could manipulate TV footage showing peoples bad points. Craig said, 'They could sway the voting by showing just one comment on TV'. Anna said, 'I reckon it's going to be very tight. I reckon I know who it is'. Darren said, 'Don't do a Nick'. Anna said, 'No. I won't do a Nick and write it down'. Someone said, 'You can put it on an envelope and put it on the table. We cans check tomorrow.
Darren and Anna want a fag from the one's that Craig saved for tomorrow night. They are pleading with Craig but, he won't give in. Darren and Anna are playing find the cigarettes. Anna is stood by the main entrance to the house. She said, 'Big Brother I double dare you to go green'. If the light above the door goes green, it will unlock the door. BB does not comply.
Anna went to the Dairy Room at 11:03pm.
Craig said to Darren, 'I'm going to do some training tomorrow. Are you going to train with me?' Darren said, 'No. No. I can't train tomorrow'.
Darren and Craig are tidying up after the party.
At 11:20pm, Anna is outside shooting some baskets. Anna said, 'She goes for the slamdunk and misses that. Anna is not performing well this evening, she's got a chance to win it for her team. There's one second to go'. The camera changed to Craig making a drink.
Darren is in the Diary Room.
Craig said, 'It's a nice evening'. Anna said, 'Lovely. I think it might be nice tomorrow'. Craig said, We deserve nice weather'.
Craig said, 'We ought to leave the chickens to wander tonight'.
Anna said, 'I'm going to sleep in as long as possible tomorrow'. Craig said, 'We are out tomorrow'. Anna said, 'I know. I can't fucking believe it'.
At 11:28pm Darren leaves the Diary Room.
Craig said, 'I'm never ever going to paint my walls blue in my house'.
Anna said, 'Fucking mozzi's on my back. Their cunts. Ooops, sorry'.
At 11:32, Craig goes to the Diary Room.
Anna said, 'I've found it very hard'. Craig said, 'Yeah. I had some very hard times in here'. Darren said, 'Today, when you were in bed, I was going to harvest everything'. Anna said, 'Mel wanted to take the potatoes in her suitcase'.
Craig said, 'All the cameras will be in force tomorrow on everybody'.
Anna said about the chickens, 'They are such table material'. At 11:45pm, Anna is off to bed.
At 1:10am, Anna is in bed reading. At 1:20am, Craig and Darren are in bed. They turn the lights off.
At 1:55am, Anna gets back up and is falling asleep on the sofa. She begins talking to the cameras. She said, 'The show is over. Stop your camera. Stop playing with your toys'. At 2:25am, Anna makes a fag. She seems very deep in thought. At 2:55am, she lies down on the sofa, falling asleep. At 3:03am, she goes back to bed. |
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