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Last updated: 12/09/00
The latest hot gossip that is going on in the Big Brother house.
Who's hot and who's not! Who's in and who's out! What tasks has BB set them! Who's been talking about who!
What's all the fuss about? This is easy: It's 10:30am, and everyone is still in bed. Darren is asleep with the baby on the bed.
At 10:50am, Darren and Craig get up. Craig said to Darren, 'Did you take her in to bed with you?' Darren said, 'Yes'.
Craig said to Anna, 'Did you sleep well?' Anna said, 'Very well'. Craig then said, 'Shall we let the birds out?' Anna said, 'No. Later. I don't want to do press ups on shite'. Anna said to Darren, 'How did you get on?' Darren said, 'Ok. I'm used to it'. Craig said, 'How many times did she wake you up?' Darren said, 'Twice'. Craig said, 'That was easy'. Darren said, 'It was fun. Anyway, you get the baby in an hour', Craig then said to Anna, 'Anna you will help me'. Anna said, 'I will show you'. Darren then said, 'What time did you two go to bed?' Anna said, 'Early. Darren said, 'Hey, hey'. Anna said, 'Yes. We had a great time. Did we wake you up with all the noise?' Darren said, 'Did anyone check the hot tub?' Craig said, 'Yes. It's perfect'. Craig is reading through all the things you have to do with the baby. Craig said, 'I will probably fail on most of it'
Darren is reading. Craig and Anna are sunbathing.
At 11:35am, Craig is reading the book. He said, 'I'm coming to the fun bit. Changing nappies'. Anna said, 'That's quite easy'. Craig said, 'It says the baby will go to sleep after a good cuddling session. I will have a good session Friday, Saturday and Sunday'. Darren said, 'Craig will come out and say, can you look after the baby while I sunbathe'.
At 12:10pm, Darren takes the baby back to the Diary Room. Darren said to Craig, 'You can work out what cries mean what but I can't tell you. Anyway, it's easy to work out'. Darren said to Craig, 'Anna will fail on the press ups. No girl can do press ups'.
Anna said, 'I may teach my baby to swim but, it may kill it's batteries'.
At 12:25pm, Anna is practicing the basketball.
It's 12:30pm, Craig picks up the baby and Darren gets in the hot tub.
12:45pm, Juanita starts crying. Craig picks the baby up and begins feeding it. He said, 'I don't know what all the fuss is about. This is easy'. Just afterwards, the baby starts crying again. Darren said, 'How come the baby is crying?' Craig said, 'Is that crying?' Juanita starts screaming her head off. Craig said, 'Maybe I should have winded her'. Darren said, 'What happened?' Craig said, 'Her head fell back when I lifted her'.
At this point there was a lot of net congestion.
At 1:05pm, Juanita is crying. Darren said to Craig, 'She's been crying for hours mate'. Craig changes her nappy. Darren speaks quite loud to Craig. Craig said, 'Don't fuck around Darren. I didn't fuck around when you had her'. Juanita starts crying again.
1:10pm, Anna does her running task. Juanita starts crying while Anna is doing the task. Anna did 20 laps and managed 8 baskets.
It's 2:15pm. Craig said to Anna, 'The pillow fell on the baby's head'. Anna said, 'Did it wake up?' Craig said, 'No'. Anna said, 'Cool'.
Anna is practicing the basketball.
Darren said to BB, 'When we leave what are you going to do to the chickens?'
Anna said to Craig, 'You've got the knack. You've got the gift'. Craig said, 'Yeah. Mothering instinct'.
Anna said, 'Is the bread off?' Craig said, 'No'. Anna said, 'There is something funny in it. A creepy crawlie. Check it'.
Craig said, 'How's my little girl?' Darren said, 'She's fine. Sitting there burning her skin to death'.
Craig said to Anna about the physical test, 'Take your time to begin with. Pace yourself'. Darren said, 'Start to get quicker when we start shouting abuse at you towards the end'.
They start to talk about favourite drinks for the party on Thursday night. Craig said, 'It has to be Jack Daniels and Coke'. Anna said, 'I don't want a minging hangover Thursday'. Darren said, 'Champagne'. Anna said, 'It gets to you too quick'.
At 3:00pm, Juanita starts crying. Darren said to Craig, 'You haven't got time for your crisps'. Craig said, 'Your looking fine'. Craig changes her nappy.
At 3:07pm, Anna does the jump test. She manages 41 jumps and 8 baskets.
At 3:20pm, Darren is in bed.
3:22pm, Juanita cries again. Craig cuddled her and put her back down to sleep.
At 3:30pm, Anna is in bed.
At 3:50pm. Craig is reading the manual about the baby and feeding Juanita. 3:55pm, the baby cries yet again. Craig cuddles her and winds her. Darren said, 'What's up with her?' With that, Juanita starts screaming. Darren just laughs.
At 4:32, Juanita is crying again. Anna said jokingly, 'Darren, shake her really hard'. Darren said jokingly in reply, 'Gonna get a little bit of a kicking'.
Anna said, 'It's going to be task, jacuzzi, meal, beer and bed'.
At 4:40pm, Craig checks the chlorine levels in the hot tub. Craig goes back into the kitchen. He starts talking to Juanita. He said, 'These are hot pans. You don't touch them when you're up here'.
Craig said to Anna, 'I'll get your beer ready'. It's 4:45pm. Anna said, 'I'm going to get my jacuzzi clothes ready. Mel this is your vest. I'm going to borrow it if it fits. Oh, it won't fit'.
Craig is explaining to Juanita how to make a cup of coffee. He said, 'One spoonfull in each cup. One big spoonfull for your Dad'. Darren said to Anna regarding the task, 'How long now?' Anna said, '20 minutes. I've got my beer ready for the basket ball'. Craig went on to explain about his coffee making to Juanita. He said, 'Now we put two spoonfulls of sugar in for Uncle Darren and your Dad. Stir it well'. Darren said, 'Now Uncle Darren will make a rollie'. Craig said, 'Don't show her that'. Darren said, 'Are you going to be a good girl for Craig tonight?'
At 4:50pm, Juanita begins crying again. Craig picks her up and cuddles her. He goes into the garden. He is walking around the garden trying to rock her to sleep. He takes her to see the chickens.
Anna and Darren are looking forward to seeing their families and friends. Anna said, 'I can't wait to sit in my chair that's the size of my flat'. Darren said, 'I'll have to take that minging lift to the 10th floor. That I hate'. Anna is trying to whoop herself up into an adrenalin rush. She said, 'Whoooooooooppp'.
Darren said to Craig about Juanita, 'If she's making that noise? Rock her and burp her'.
It's 4:55pm. Anna said, 'I wonder if they wanted more agro? I'm sure they wanted a romance'.
Darren and Anna are talking about spending the night together tonight.
Anna is warming up for her press ups.
Craig said, 'I'll have to check up on this. She's playing up on me'. Darren said about the Highway Code, 'I know all the laws, maximum penalties etc'. Anna said, 'Do you know all of them? I'd have no chance of learning those'. Darren starts quoting the penalties. Anna said, 'Can I have my beer in a glass please? I'll only waste it otherwise'.
At 5:02pm, Anna begins the press ups test. Darren said to Anna, 'Ok what party you going to have then?'
Between 5:10pm and 5:40pm I had connection problems.
Anna is in the jacuzzi.
The housemates discuss various songs by Catatonia, Space and Tom Jones.
At 5:50pm the sound went until 6:20pm.
Craig is reading in the garden. Anna is preparing the evening meal and Darren is chatting to Anna. Darren said to Anna, 'You better be thinking about the party you are going to have on Thursday'. Anna said, 'No. You are the one in the lead'. Darren said, 'No. Anna you are in the lead'.
At 6:50pm, Juanita starts crying. She stops crying. Starts crying again at 6:55pm. Stops. Then starts yet again at 7:05pm. Craig feeds her and winds her. Anna said, 'That child is going to be attached to my tit all day tomorrow'.
Darren is waiting for the Driving Theory test.
Anna said, 'I don't know what that starting and stopping cry is'. Darren said, 'She's got 2 of those'. Juanita is still crying at 7:15pm. Craig grabs her bottle and shoves it in her mouth. He is feeding her. Darren said, 'It would have been nice to have a dog for the week'. Craig said, 'Yeah. A puppy running about'.
At 7:20pm, Darren goes to the Diary Room for his Theory test.
At 7:30pm, Anna said to Craig, 'I'll cut your hair after tea'. Craig said, 'That'll be fine. If little Matilda keeps quiet'.
7:40pm, Darren emerges from the Diary Room. He said, 'I didn't know any of them'. Anna said, 'I'm looking forward to sex when I leave here'.
At 7:55pm, a helicopter is hanging around outside. Anna said, 'Piss off. We're having our dinner'. Craig said, 'You'll wake the baby'. At 8:00pm, BB requests that they stay in the house. At 8:15pm, another helicopter is outside. Anna said, 'It must be a cheap night to hire them'.
At 8:45pm, Juanita is crying. Darren said, 'What's it like being a father Craig?' Craig said, 'It's wonderful. The joys of fatherhood. Watching my food go cold. I'm starving. Come on Juanita, give us a big burp and I'll put you down'. Craig is having real trouble with Juanita. Anna said, 'I can't even help you'. Craig said, 'Do you think I'm a ruckin' clown? Do you think I'm ruckin' here to amuse you?' Darren jokingly said to Craig, 'I'll take over, you eat your dinner'. Craig said frustratingly to Juanita, 'Come on. I'm starving. I'll have to get Big Brother to get me a Big Mac soon'.
At 8:57pm, Darren was called to the Diary Room.
At 10:10pm, Juanita is crying. Craig changes her nappy. At 10:12pm, Craig is making his bed up.
Anna and Darren are on their way to bed. Anna said to Darren, 'Do you smoke in your bed? Do you mind if I smoke in my bed?' Darren said, 'No. I don't mind'.
At 10:25pm, Anna is in bed. At 10:28pm, Craig is with Juanita in the bedroom. He settles her down and jumps into bed at 10:37pm.
Anna said to Darren, 'Night Darren sleep well. I promise not to fart too much'. At 10:40pm, Darren and Anna are in bed.
At 10:40pm, Juanita is crying. Craig settles her.
At 10:45pm, Darren gets up, then goes back to bed. 11:00pm, Anna gets up, then goes back to bed.
Between 11:05pm and 11:45pm, Juanita is constantly crying. Anna is up and the baby is screaming.
Craig is feeding Juanita yet again. Darren said to Craig, 'That's why she keeps waiting up mate. She still needs something'.
At 12:05am, Craig is sat in a very peculiar position with Juanita's head on his chest. At 12:07am, Craig puts Juanita back to bed.
Darren said to Craig, 'It's hard work isn't it'. Craig is talking about the clothes hanging up. He said, 'You must have to wash them about 10 times a day'. Darren said, 'Yeah. You are washing constantly'. Craig said, 'I'll be up till 5. I've changed her nappy. She should be happy now'.
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