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The latest hot gossip that is going on in the Big Brother house.

Who's hot and who's not!  Who's in and who's out!  What tasks has BB set them!  Who's been talking about who!

A storm brewing:    It's 10:00am  Anna seems to be the only one up.  She starts tidying up the kitchen area. 

Big Brother announces, 'You have 10 minutes until the Store Room closes.  Can Anna please come to the Diary Room.  People begin to stir in the house.  Someone said, 'I'm going back to sleep'. 

Nichola gets up.  Anna said to Nichola, 'Who stayed up?'  Nichola said, 'I got up but they talking bollocks.  They started talking about religion.  I thought fuck this, I'm going to bed.  Nick wasn't talking to me'.  Anna said, 'Yeah!  I was falling asleep after about an hour'.  Nichola said, 'I'm stashing some biscuits.  Everybody else stashes, so am I'.  Anna said, 'I wonder what will happen tonight?'  There is a chicken wandering around the kitchen.  Nichola is talking to it and gently kicks it back out of the house.  The chicken comes in again and begins pecking at flour on the floor.  It yet again gets ejected from the house.

Nichola and Anna are talking about boring  jobs.  Nichola said, 'My worst job was working in a cake factory.  Can you imagine what its like putting cherries on top of bakewell tarts for 9 hours?'  The chicken enters the house again.  Nichola tries to eject it again, it bites her foot.  Nichola said, 'My best job ever was doing trapese work'.  Anna said, 'My worst job was being a bar girl'.  Nichola delcares, 'I couldn't work for a wanker anymore.  I used to work for Next.  A bunch of wankers there'.  Anna said, 'My best job was working in a gay bar in Edinburgh.  That was a laugh'.  Nichola then said, 'I walked out of one job.  I thought I'm not working for �3 odd an hour and being talked to like shit'.  Anna then said to Nichola, 'Just imagine when we get out.  Maybe we will be able to get in to all the night clubs for nothing.  Or they may say, who the fuck are you.  I'd like to go out in Manchester'.  Nichola said, 'Yeah!  Caroline will come as well, and we can stay in a hotel'.

Mel's up.  She is putting the chickens back in the pen.  Anna said to Mel, 'People staying up late are disturbing other peoples sleep patterns'.  Anna is concerned that Caroline isn't getting enough sleep.  Mel got called to the Diary Room.  Anna said to Mel, 'Did you get told off?'  Mel said, 'I didn't have my thing clipped on'.  Tom gets up.  Mel is called to the Diary Room yet again.  Mel leaves the Diary Room.  She then said to Tom, 'Big Brother is in a bad mood this morning.  They've called me in twice already'.

Caroline, Anna and Nichola are eating some scones.  Nichola said, 'They are the best I've ever tasted'.  All the girls say, 'Hmmmmmmm  sccoooooonnnneesss'.  In true Homer Simpson style.

Caroline said, 'I don't like Darren in the morning'.  As if on cue.  It's 1:30pm.  Darren has just crawled out of bed.  He is in the foulest of moods.  Him and Nichola trade insults for about 5 minutes.  Darren was moaning to Nichola about the amount of noise she was making.  Nichola made the point and said, 'It's 1:30 in the afternoon.  I can make as much noise as I want.  It's not my fault you stayed up until 7:00am.  Why should I keep quiet when you keep me awake at night? I can hear your mouth above every body elses'.  Literally, all hell breaks loose.  The last words from Nichola are, 'You can go to hell'.  Caroline said, 'They'll be kissing later on and probably having sex by 4:30'.  Nick gets up at 1:45pm

Nick and Darren are talking about Nichola.  Darren said, 'She's got a fucking attitude'.  Nick said, 'She has no respect.  She's showing her true colours'.

Caroline said to Tom, 'I'm gearing myself up to go'. 

Nichola will be having a masquerade ball for her birthday.

Anna said, 'The workmen have been told not to speak to anyone or they could get the sack'.  Nichola said, 'You mean not to speak to the bloody nutters'.

Nick said, 'I had a dream last night that we had 8 million viewers'.

Nichola and Darren have raised voices again.  Nichola said, 'I wasn't doing the can-can outside your room.  It's eviction day, I was trying to keep Caroline happy'.  Darren said, 'I'm not going to forget the respect you showed me out there'.  Nichola said, 'That's fine'.  Nichola makes her way out in to the garden to sit with Anna and Caroline.  She said, 'Darren's being an obnoxious little shit.  Bollocks.  He can stick it up his own ass.  He blamed me for failing the task 'cos I was over tired.  I'm fucking fuming.  So sick of people in here.  I wish they would fucking grow up.  I tried to apologise and he wouldn't take any notice of me'.

Nick's dreams:
   Nick, Mel and Tom are talking to Charlie (the camera).  Nick said to Tom, 'How do you feel about tonight?'  Tom replied, 'Confident'.  Nick said, 'Good.  How much do you feel the campaign helped?'  Tom said, 'I don't know if it will help me stay in here, but it's helped'.  Nick said, 'I've been having positive dreams while I've been in here'.  Tom said, 'What does it entail?'  Nick said, 'Channel 4 had it's biggest audience ever.  8 - 9 million.  They decide to extend our time here by another 8-10 weeks.  There's public outcry that the programme ends too soon'.  Mel then asks Tom and Nick, 'When did I finish my last pill?'  Tom said, 'Thursday'. Tom mutters Craig's name.  Nick mumbled, 'cowboy'.  They all laugh.  Nick then said of Nichola, 'If Caroline goes, she'll walk'.  Nick said to Tom, 'I want you here.  My global domination will disappear if you aren't here'.  Mel and Nick begin to fire questions at Tom.  They are coaching him with regards to answering the press in the event of eviction.  Nick then said, 'I was very concious I was hiding under the covers.  I was getting away from the light'. (Strange comments.  Comindg a day after the story in the Sun).

Storm clouds brewing again:    Darren begins making sarcy comments about Nichola's birthday party plans.  In the mean time, Nichola has been called to the Diary Room.  Darren said, 'We have your orange tissue, for your orange party'.  Nichola emerges from the Diary Room with her party bits and pieces.

Darren said, 'My Men's Health T-shirt has gone missing'.  Someone said, 'Maybe Nichola has cut it up'.  Darren said, 'She better not have.  I've got a birthday card for Nichola.  It was for Andy.  We've got pens'.  Someone said, 'Shhh!'  Darren said, 'Even though we've had an argument we can write it up and still give it to her on Sunday.  How come there are proper pens in here'.

Craig said to Tom and Mel, 'Nichola is in the bedroom being comforted by Caroline'.  Tom said, 'That should help her'.  They all laugh.  Darren joins them.  He said, 'I can hear Nichola saying I hate him, I fucking hate him.  She's fucking crazy'.  They all laugh again.  Nick said, 'She's a few sandwiches short of a picnic'.  Darren said, 'I'm going to listen'.  Darren, Tom and Nick are in the boys room listening to the conversation.  Darren said, 'She's evil.  I want to go in there and find out who she hates'.  Nick said, 'Leave it'.  They are all laughing about Nichola's predicament.  Nick sings, 'There may be trouble ahead'.  Darren declares, 'I'm living with a schizophrenic and her name is Nichola'.  Darren and Nick approach Charlie (the camera) again.  One of them said, 'You've put us in the hands of a schizophrenic'.

Caroline said to Nichola, 'It's your period, eviction day and almost your birthday.  You love Nick and Darren, but he's just upset you today'.

Caroline approaches Darren.  She is trying to get Darren to make up with Nichola.  Caroline said, 'Go and have a chat to her'.  Darren said, 'She laughed straight at me, in my face.  I asked her nicely as well'.  Caroline said, 'You know what you said to me last night?  If you want a row with me, do it in the morning.  She really likes you'.  Darren starts getting funny again.  Caroline is silent.  Listening to what he has to say.  Darren said, 'I'm not here to argue.  I'm not going to segregate myself.  Why was Nichola saying I hate him?'  Caroline said, 'She was saying I hate them.  She is gutted because you are such good friends'.  Darren begins talking to Caroline and appears to be calming down.

Darren, Nick, Craig, Mel and Tom are playing cards and arguing yet again about the rules.  Mel said, 'I'm off to have a shower'.  Darren said, 'You'll have to go in that room'.  Mel said, 'We're on TV soon'.

Nichola tells Mel, 'I had hypnotherapy outside to help control my emotions.  It's harder in here.  Ishould have spent the day in bed'.


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