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Last updated: 08/08/00
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The latest hot gossip that is going on in the Big Brother house.
Who's hot and who's not! Who's in and who's out! What tasks has BB set them! Who's been talking about who!
This weeks nominations: This weeks unfortunates are for the third week running Caroline and new to the pressure is Tom.
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Late morning: The cameras are flicking room to room. All the house mates are in bed. At 11:15am our time, there is an announcement. 'This is Big Brother, will someone please come to the Diary Room'. Darren gets up and goes to the Diary Room. People begin to stir in their beds.
Darren said, 'There is no milk in the house and the UHT milk is in the store room. Big Brother will not open the store room at this time because the designated time is 10 - 11 am'. Nichola said, 'I wanted All Bran today'. Darren said, 'I'm bunged up'. Nichola said, 'Tough. You'll have to have it with water or have a fag and go sit on the toilet'.
It's pouring with rain. The housemates are singing songs with a rain related theme.
With regard to the battle of the sexes over night, Nick said, 'Anna was the leader'.
Anna said to Caroline, 'People have left dishes on your day'. Caroline said, 'Thomas it's your Mum, clean it up'.
Mel, Darren, Nichola, Tom and Anna are playing card games. Caroline and Craig are practising their semaphore. Practice over, they fire in to 'Come on baby light my fire'.
Darren said to Caroline, 'You talk in your sleep'. Caroline said, 'I can hold a conversation with myself'. Darren said, 'You said shut up, shut up'.
Darren held a meditation session with Caroline in the lounge. He told a long story that took Caroline on a journey to see a loved one. They could travel by whatever means that they wanted to. The loved one gives them a present of a box of chocolates. There is chocolate wrapped in gold paper. Inside the chocolate is a diamond ring. Caroline then said, 'That's wierd, I had a dream last night that someone gave me a diamond ring'. Darren said, 'How did you get there?' She said, 'I flew'. Darren said, 'Did you take anyone with you?' Caroline said, 'Yes. My dog Harvey'. Darren said, 'Did he fly?' She said, 'No. I carried him under one arm'. Darren said, 'Who did you go to see?' Caroline said, 'My Mum'.
Caroline said to Darren about the battle of the sexes the previous night, 'You're willy fell out of your pants'. Caroline also said, 'All the girls took a wee in the garden. We were afraid to go back into the house'.
Darren said, 'I reckon the last three people in should trash the place'.
BB gathers all the housemates together on the sofa. It's nomination time. BB announces, 'This weeks nominations are in alphabetical order Caroline and Thomas'. Tom sings, 'Holding back the nerves'. Caroline sings, 'It's only a game show'. Anna declares, 'I hate this stupid game show'. Caroline's going mad in a joking kind of way and said, 'For goodness sake, can't you think of someone else's name when you go in there? I should go and see Brett and ask him why am I the most popular person in the house?' Caroline begins to reel off the names of the other housemates just to remind everybody. Craig said to Caroline, 'I honestly didn't think you would be up this week'. Caroline then said to BB, 'Have you got my name right? I demand a recount'.
BB later gives them an additional task to complete. Each of the housemates has to complete a good dead for another housemate. If they succeed, the store room will be opened at 7:00pm. I think BB realised that after a third week being on the nominations list, Caroline would need a cup of love. I didn't quite catch what everyone wanted. For more details check the official site. Caroline declares, 'I want all my nail polish stripped off and a manicure. Each of you can paint a nail'. Tom said, 'Yeah! I'll strip a nail. Where are the pliers'. Craig demands a full body massage with baby oil from the girls.
Caroline said to Mel, 'Why me?' Mel said, 'I don't know. It stands to reason that the last person nominated would be on the list this week'. Caroline said, 'Do you think I should go and see Brett on Thursday before Eviction Day?' A few people say that she should. Nichola said, 'You're his top study. Nothing surprises me in here'. Mel said, 'I reckon the votes are rigged'. Caroline is playing her sax again, she must be feeiling a bit pissed off.
Anna said to Caroline, 'It would be cheaper if Channel 4 rented an apartment for your family'.
Darren and Caroline have just finished semaphore practice. Caroline said to Darren, 'Do you know what I like about you?' Darren replied with, 'Fuck off!' Caroline said, 'Nothing'. Jokingly. Darren said, 'I'm gonna play a tune to cheer you up'. Caroline said, 'Thanks babe'.
Anna said, Tea at 7 everyone? We can have a laugh and a joke then'.
At this time, Caroline is having her nails done. Darren said to her, 'I wanna do your favourite nail'. Caroline said, 'Your gonna feel it in a minute Darren, right up your bum'.
Craig gets his massage from the girls. He strips to his pants and lies on the dining room table. The girls (lucky sods) begin to beat the living daylights out of him. He seems to be really enjoying it. Moaning and groaning. Mel doesn't seem to be to keen on the idea, she's a bit scratchy.
Caroline said to Nick, 'I didn't think I would be on the list this week'. Nick said, 'I thought it was gonna be 2 boys'. Caroline said, 'I'm in a permanent state of tension'.
They successfully complete the task, and BB opens the store room. The potatoes have been harvested.
Nichola said to Caroline, 'Lets ask who nominated and see if they have the bollox to own up'. Caroline said, 'You're all so brave in the box, but not so brave out here with mad Caggs on the loose'. Caroline keeps singing a song with all the housemates names in it. Singing to the tune of 'I'll be there'. Caroline then shouted, 'Come on have a go if you think you're hard enough. I'll be waiting outside with my shotgun. I shoot from the hip and I shoot to kill'. Darren said, 'Change the song, I'm getting a headache'.
BB makes an announcement regarding a topic of discussion for the group. They have 20 minutes to discuss which of their parents have had the biggest influence on their lives and why. Someone said, 'It's not fair'. Anna said, 'I love my Mummy more than my Daddy. I love my Daddy more than my Mummy'.
