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Last updated: 07/08/00
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The battle of the sexes!! A boys versus girls shouting match begins. The lads pick up pillows and head towards the girls room. They then return to their bedrooms to carry on the shouting match between bedroons.
Anna shouts, 'Come on inside if you think your hard enough'. Caroline shouts, 'Wankers. Oh no, here we go. Let's fight them with Tampax'.
There are some subtle plans to play a trick on the boys with the hosepipe.
Darren shouts, 'I have an important request from the boys'. Caroline shouts, 'Fuck off'. Darren shouts, 'Let bygones be bygones'. The girls shout, 'Yeah, alright yeah'. The boys say goodnight to the girls.
Darren shouts, 'Would anyone like a cup of love (tea). Nichola shouts, 'Got one thank you'. Caroline said, 'If we hose them down now, there will be reprisals'.
There is a terrible noise from the kitchen.
Caroline said, 'I want to chop off Craig's penis and have it for breakfast with an egg laid by Marjorie (Darren's favourite hen)'.
Anna then said, 'Big Brother this is Anna here. We are really scared. We need to pee. Caggy is crying and Nichola needs to tidy up. May Day, May Day'.
Caroline shouts, 'Make the nominations now'.
Nichola shouts, 'Nicholas'.
Caroline shouts, 'Calling to Nicholas'.
Darren shouts, 'Nicholas can't answer you unless you tell us why'.
Anna shouts, 'Nicholas we know you relate to women better'.
Caroline shouts, 'Human beeeiiiiinnngggsss'.
Darren shouts, 'Nicholas is about to speak'.
Caroline shouts, 'Is there anyone in there that speaks English? Not the little scouser'.
Darren shouts, 'Caggys drunk again'.
Caroline shouts, 'We need to get out and go to the toilet. We need to speak to Nicholas'.
Darren shouts, 'Nicholas is busy'.
Caroline shouts, 'Yeah! Having a wank'.
Anna shouts, 'Nichola is feeling low. She needs some reiki'.
Caroline shouts, 'Big Brother is on our side'.
Someone shouts, 'We don't need him. We fight our own battles'.
Caroline shouts, 'Big Brother knows what you are doing'.
Craig shouts, 'But you don't'.
Caroline shouts, 'We want to speak to Thomas. Thomas, it's your Mum'.
Darren shouts, 'Tom isn't free to talk'.
Caroline shouts, 'Where the hell is he?'.
Caroline shouts, 'Is Tom being mature?'.
Darren shouts, 'Are you drunk?'
Anna shouts, 'No we are very sober'.
Darren shouts, 'Nicholas will now speak to you'.
Nichola shouts, 'We need you to come into the bedroom. We're all naked and need reiki. What are the three signs of reiki?' Nicholas the Reiki Master can't name them.
Goes quiet for a while.
Boys start singing, 'You're not singing anymore'
Goes quiet again.
Girls start singing, 'You're not singing anymore'.
A few more football chants come from the boys one of them being. 'Caggy ate all the pies, Caggy ate all the pies, you fat bastard, you fat bastard, Caggy ate all the pies'.
Caroline shouts, 'Darren could you make us a cup of love? Craig, have you got a story for us?'
Craig shouts, 'Yes, you have to come and get it'.
Caroline shouts, 'Nicholas, do you have a story for us?'
Nick shouts, 'Yes'
Caroline shouts, 'Wankers, wankers,wankers'.
Darren shouts, 'We've declared war'.
Craig shouts, 'You can fire first'.
The girls sing, 'We will rock you'.
The boys sing, 'You're going home'.
Caroline shouts, 'You cruel bastards'.
The girls sing, 'Caggys sailing'.
The boys sing, 'We will fuck you'.
The girls shout, 'You wish'.
Anna shouts to Nick, 'Are you bored yet?'
Caroline shouts, 'Why are you all holding Nick's voice hostage?'.
Craig shouts, 'One of you has to come in here'.
Darren shouts, 'Do you want Nick in your room?'
Caroline shouts, 'We just want to speak to him you fucking imbecile'.
Anna shouts, 'Can we speak to Craig?'
Craig shouts, 'You have my undivided attention'.
All the boys have turned submissive and gone back to bed. The girls are frantically packing their belongings and bed clothes away.
The girls eventually pluck up the courage to leave the bedroom. The rush to the garden. They are taking their microphones off. They decide they want to challenge the boys to a duel in the garden.
BB makes an announcement, 'Please leave all radio mics on at all times'.
Caroline said, 'We must have a better plan than eggs'.
Anna said, 'I've got my war paint on. What about egg and rice?'
The girls storm the bedroom. Mel stays out of it. All four girls are up against the boys bedroom door.
The boys bedroom gets trashed by the girls, with eggs and rice.
The girls run back to to the bedroom.
Anna shouts, 'Big Brother we are very scared. We think the boys are gonna be very aggressive'.
Big Brother announces, 'Anna could you please put your microphone back on'.
Anna shouts, 'But it's in the boys room'.
Caroline shouts to BB, 'Can you call it all off now? It's getting very silly'.
Then the boys storm the girls room with bovril and vinegar.
Mel said, 'It stinks in here'.
They do their tidying up.
The audio went down. The housemates have a nice hot drink and then go to bed.
