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Treats for the week: Anna took charge of the shopping list this week. The group have got together to discuss what treats they want to purchase with their �7.50 personal allowance. Darren decides he would like 25g of Golden Virginia, 2 large and 3 small packs of Rizlas and some Bud Ice. Nichola, Caroline and Anna pool their resources and decide on 50g of Golden Virginia, 3 litres of red wine (Caroline said, 'So we can get assholed'), 4 packs of Rizlas and 3 bottles of cider (Nichola said, 'We're the alcoholics). Craig decides he would like 5 packets of choccy biscuits, 4 cans of premium beer and 10 mini snickers.
BB announced they had 2 minutes to complete the order, so all hell broke loose as they tried to get their orders in on time.
Anna said, 'Everyone remember what treats you've ordered when they come in, as I will be grabbing as much as I can'. With that everyone laughed.
The housemates are practicing their semaphore. Craig and Caroline are going quite well. Craig suddenly walks towards Caroline, takes hold of her hands and guides her through the semaphore movements. They seem to be working well together.
Anna said to Darren, 'We want you to be our Dad, you are such a father figure to us'.
Caroline and Nichola are discussing Nichola's birthday present. Nichola said,'I hope I get a vibrator'. Caroline said, 'I hope you get your vibrator too'.
It's 3:30pm and the shopping arrives. Everyone goes mental and rushes into the store room. They grab their treats. Darren's screaming, 'Cigarettes'. Caroline said to Craig, 'There's your little packet of biscuits'.
Caroline declares, 'It's that fabulous day tomorrow. I wonder who will be on the list this week'.
Darren said, 'Caroline has matching knickers and bra'.
Mel said, 'How do you know?'
Darren said, 'I went into the girls room to enjoy the view'.
Darren declares, 'I would have preferred to learn braille or sign language'.
Nichola has a discussion about art. Caroline said, 'I create art whenever I go to the toilet'.
Tom emerged from the Diary Room and announces, 'That Big Brother said that plotting, tactical voting or discussion of nominations is not allowed. The sending of messages by semaphore within the house or to helicopters is not allowed'.
Melanie asked, 'How long did I spend in the Diary Room yesterday?' Darren said, 'About 45 minutes to an hour'. Melanie said, 'Really, that long?' Someone else said, 'What were you called in for?' Melanie replied, 'For talking about Andy'.
Melanie, Nick and Tom are in the garden. Melanie said to Nick, 'You won't hurt me, you haven't got it in you. I'm only a mere female. Anyway, Tom would kick the shit out of you'. Tom said, ' Yeah! I'd kick your lilly white ass'.
Tom: 'I'm hoping to tire myself out'.
Melanie: 'What. Talking about sex'.
Nick to Tom: 'When was the last time you had sex?'
Tom: 'Before I came in here'.
Nick: 'Does she have a name?'
Tom: 'That's none of your business'.
Tom then reveals that he went out to a club with one girl, and had sex in the club with her. After that, he took another girl home and had sex with her. Nick said to Mel, 'Who was the last person you had sex with?' Mel said, 'John (a fake name), the Wednesday before Big Brother'. Nick said, 'Eight days before. Unfortunately, I won't be seeing her in a sexual way again'.
Nick said, 'We live in a very sad environment. We have too much time to think'.
The housemates are having a jam session in the evening sun on the patio. They suddenly burst in to a rendition of 'We Will Rock You' - Chris Eubank style singing, 'We will, we will, wock you'. Anna cracks a joke, 'What's a wock? Something you throw at a wabbit when you haven't got a stone'. Everyone has a giggle.
Mel had trouble disposing of a long legged spider.
Nichola said to Caroline, 'I had 2 of Craig's pain killers for my chest. They zonked me out. I felt like I was on smack or summat'.
Caroline said to Nichola, 'What can we turn Craig into? A sun god with a huge willy'. Caroline then said of Anna (who appears to be having a bad day in the house), 'We'll have dinner, sit her down and let her get it off her chest'.
Caroline remarks about Anna smoking. 'Look at her. Fag ash Lil. I've never known anyone who doesn't smoke, smoke so much. Smoking like a fucking trooper'.
Caroline said about Nick, 'He's like a little boy. Stuffing himself on chocolate'.
Caroline and Craig are duetting to the Beatles song, 'You've Got To Hide Your Love Away'.
The housemates are sitting down to the evening meal. Everyone seems to be enjoying it. A nice roast pork dinner.
Someone said to Anna, 'You haven't got to feel guilty about who you vote for'.
Caroline said to Craig, 'I might even give you a chocolate biscuit'. To which Craig replied, 'I might even give you one'. Everyone laughed hysterically and Caroline started screaming.
Caroline talking to Anna, 'Do you remember Shergar? When I had my new teeth come through, that's what I was called'.
Caroline then asked Craig, 'Would you do my washing for me tomorrow please?' Craig said, 'Yeah! Do you use bleach or washing powder?'
Darren gets lumbered with the washing up, and begins complaining. 'I'm allergic to washing-up-liquid' Caroline shouts, 'Not summat else. Your a hypochondriac'. Anna said, 'Why don't you wear some rubber gloves?' To which Darren replied, 'I don't do gloves'.
