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Well, do I have an update for you today.
The Play: All seemed well in the house. The housemates were gearing themselves up for their up coming performance. Rehearsals were going well - if not a little noisy.
BB called all the housemates together to carry out the performance. The 'whodunnit' got under way. Anna was beaten to death with her guitar, Darren was killed amongst his beloved chickens, Craig was killed in his bed and Tom was killed in the oven. As for the other victims, it was hard to tell on the webcam.
BB later called Tom to the Diary Room. They had passed their test and were rewarded with the film (Happy Gilmour), ice cream, crisps, peanuts and popcorn to watch with the film - well washed down with ample amounts of alcohol.
The shit hits the fan!! After the early evening indulgence, it appeared that the alcohol had certainly loosened a few tongues. Some of the housemates were frying eggs at the time - obviously requiring more food to soak up the alcohol. There must have been an exchange between Andy and Nichola over an egg. It appears that Nichola made a joke, which Andy didn't appreciate. Nichola said 'Andy doesn't like anyone making jokes - only him, just to make himself look good on camera'.
Then Nichola and Caroline proceeded to the bedroom. The conversation that emerged between these two, I think if shown, would go down in televisual history. I just couldn't begin to count the swear words. This has to be the most significant conversation in the house so far.
Here are some of the most significant points. It was a huge conversation, I couldn't document all of it, there was a lot more swearing and, Nichola kept bursting into tears.
Nichola began by saying that the film was a load of crap.
Caroline mentioned that 2 people had wound her up during the day, and that she felt 'pure hatred' towards Tom.
Someone mentioned that they reckoned all the little girlies will vote for Andy, and the rest of the UK will vote for Caroline - Caroline said 'I hope so'.
Nichola said , the only guys she can talk to are Nick (her views may change afterwards) and Darren. She pleaded, 'why didn't BB give us real people, not fucking tosspots'.
Of Andy, Nichola said 'If he's not gone Friday, I'm walking. He's only in it for himself. Fuck him!' She also said 'my mates are only 3 hours away. They can come and pick me up, and I'd fuck off to New York or somewhere'.
Caroline said of Andy, 'he's always talking in headlines. Fucking false, false, false'.
Nichola of Andy, 'He wants a shag and can't get it. Let him stick his own dick up his own ass'.
Nichola said she hated Tom and 'I'd rather talk to a hamster'. Hotly followed by Caroline saying of Craig, 'he's a fat bastard, bull-shitting scouse builder, whose buildings are probably shit'.
Caroline on Tom, 'I felt pure hatred for him. I have never met such a cold discompassionate bastard. A real cold fish'.
Caroline on Andy, 'What a twat. Reckoned he loved the place as soon as he saw it. What a daft cunt! He sees himself as a pin-up, what a nob-end. Since the day I walked in here, I've thought what a cocky cunt! Even if I'm out on Friday, I hope it's been a lesson to him. He thinks his name is already on the cheque. Hey! Talk about seeing himself as a gay icon. He'll be a dead icon if he carries on. I reckon he's playing a game with Mel as well'.
Some serious bonding has gone on between Caroline and Nichola. I reckon if one goes, the other won't last very long afterwards.
Caroline, Mel and the chickens: Caroline joined Mel, Tom, Nick and Andy in the social area after Nichola had passed out in bed. She proceeded to try and raise the subject of Nichola's plight. It appeared to fall on deaf ears. The conversation was quickly changed time and again.
Today (Thursday) has been named National Slob Day by Caroline. Though Nick said, 'I'll have to get up if I'm hungry'. Caroline replied, 'Good, you can cook us all breakfast and we can have it in bed'.
Mel and Caroline struck up a conversation regarding the chickens. Mel reckoned she would be able to kill one of Darren's beloved, if she had to. They then went on to say that 'maybe, the rooster should go 'cos it makes too much noise'. Caroline stuck up for the chickens. There was also a discussion about rearing a chick in order to divert attention. Caroline announced, 'I couldn't kill anything that I've lived with'. Well, maybe, there is one exception Caggy in Andy!!