| the ANNIEAN PROVERBS... written (except for 6 and 10) by Annie Wang 1. one should not fret when asked to direct one's path to the depository containment 2. the best place to film thunder is under cloud 9 3. ugly is a black heart; how much more so are black lungs? 4. the greatest crime to be commited is the murder of a childhood toy 5. a good cry yields pretty eyelids 6. aquaticus kick assticus (swimmers kick @$$) 7. knowing how to graph a parabola on a cherry may be useful to you in the future 8. running after the garbage truck is a socially degrading activity 9. when you are at the gas station pumping gas and some dude comes up to you and asks if you would like to get your windshield cleaned by him, the solution is not to remove the pumper while keeping it pressed and then spray the gas at yourself 10. YOU BOMB MY SANDCASTLE, I BOMB YOURS!! 11. teachers, when in the predicament of forgetting a student's name, give a pop quiz for he/she to write a complete heading 12. When the sign on a door says "push", don't stand there and expect the door to open. Secondly, do not push the little sticker that has that sign on it. This will not cause the door to open, no matter how convinced you are SPECIAL THANKS: for # 6: Nike for # 10: Josh Lee, Jeffrey Chen, David Huang, Jacob Wang, Stefan Chou HOME |