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Subject: THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003



1- Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
2- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
3- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
5- Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
6- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
7- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
8- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
9- Miners Refuse to Work after Death
10- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
11- War Dims Hope for Peace
12- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
13- Cold Wave Linked to Temperature
14- Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
15- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
16- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
17- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
18- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
19- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
20- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
21- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
22- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
23- And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead!



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