Get a taste for religion....lick a witch!
Best thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on.
Please don't squeeze the Shaman!
How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? None. If a candle was good enough for grandma, it's good enough for me!
What is a witch's favorite snack? PAN pizza!
How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in stone circles.
How many witches does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Depends on what you want to change it into!
(not pagan, but.... hehe) Bumper Sticker - Re-elect Clinton-Gore......and their husbands.
I have the body of a god; Buddah!
A child's versioni of Easter: Easter is when they crucified Jesus, and put him in a cave. Three days later he rose again on Easter Sunday. When he came out of the cave, he got scared by his shadow, went back in, and they had 3 more months of winter!
What do pagans put their trash in? A wiccar basket!
(My personal favorite!!!)
The Mighty God Thor was riding across the skies on his fiery steed Pegasus. He raised his hammer and bellowed. "I'M THOR! I'M THOR!" Pegasus looked up at him and muttered, "You thoulda wore your thaddle, thilly!"
Knock, knock! Who's there? Wicca! Wicca who? Wicca dance in the moonlight together, yes?
Why did the Zen Buddhist get reincarnated as a Pizza Supreme? He wanted to be one with everything......
What do you call a dating club for unattached Wiccans? Craft singles! Did you hear that Kraft was so offended by that last joke that they moved their macaroni plants to Israel? Yeah, now they're called Cheeses of Nazareth!
How many Dianics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
How many Dianics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S W-I-M-M-I-N, and that's not funny!!!
How do you get a num pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.
Catholic School joke: Sex is evil. Evil is sin. Sin is forgiven. So, sex is in.
What do Pagans like to eat on the beach? Sand Witches!!!!
