hey wuf wuf! i woud just like to say that i LOVE you! i dun care wut ppl say that u'r gay b/c i no u'r not! i am absolutley in love wit u! u r soooo sexy ! baggy pants turn me on, and i think rat tails r sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would u b intterested in having a date wit me? we can cyber all night long. could u put a pic of me n wuf wuf on u'r site as the insane pics!plz! i would love that sooooooooo much! i am sooo obessed wit wuf wuf as much as majai or w/e the hell her name is(what the hell is that ne wayz?) wuf wuf i would love to chat wit u! whut kinda underwear do u wear? boxers, breifs, or thongs???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sexy!) i'm starting a site on u as an attribute to how incredably SEXY u r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't wait to hear from u!
selma
Response:
Dear Selma, I have to say, ...YOUR AN UGLY LITTLE DESPERATE WHORE WHO IS AN ONNA! I am gaaaaaay!!!!! Get that through your mind. Ask the gay butterfly. Reading what you wrote repulsed me!! Except for me and my rat tail being sexy, that is true. Yes I can see whhhhhhhy you would like me, I do have a fine ass, and my penis is long. Not to mention my fashion sense. BUT YOUR AN ONNA!!! ONNAS ARE WEAK!! PENIS AND PUSY DON'T GO! NOW TAKE YOUR BALLS OF FAT, OR "BREASTS" ELSE WHERE!! THE ONLY WAY I COULD EVER EXPEIRENCE TRUE HAPPINESS IS IF ALL ONNA, INCLUDING YOU WERE DEAD!! And if it would rain men!! AhghHHgrgHHrGGhh *major drool* MEn!!! MEn WEarInG WhItE!! AGHRHGGHHhFGh. Huh? Oh yes I was bitching at you. Now, you do flatter me, thats for sure, but once gay, you can never go back!! Maybe call me if you get a sex change.
-Wufei
