I had a strange dream today. It involved my pet fish Bubbles. Well, I was wearing one of my most fashionable outfits (you know, the pink mini skirt with lime green diagonal stripes outlined in a yellow frilly lace, my pink tubetop, made with 100% spandex, with the big purple bow in the front decorated in orange polkas dots with the white buttons, and and my favorite platform heels that are bright blue with fake diamonds spread along the toe) and my fishy was jealous of me. He than hopped out of his tank and walked away on his fins. I was crying and crying, when I lifted my head to see a huge pink elephant. He claimed his name was Giggles the magical pink elephant. He was just about to eat me when the Gay butterfly came to my aid, and stopped him by asking him to dance. I decided to dance too, and we all had a great time. But it got even better when it started to rain hot wet men wearing white. I wonder what this dream means. Oh probably I realized self-conciously all people are jealous of my sexyness,..oh and men think i'm hot and a great dancer.
I had the worst, most horriable, terrifingly aweful nightmare! Uh I almost don't want to write this but I made a promise to myself to always share my emotional thoughts with you and this is the only way I can relieve my pain of the nightmare. It allll started when I was at the mall getting my daily cappuchino.To my dissappointment Sheirly was there, instead of Chad (the one with the tight pants). After finishing my drink, I wentt to the Barbar shop to get my rat-tail snipped, I was surprise to find that women were working there, no men! So i decided to go to the salon, no men! Men's Shoe store, no men! Men's clothing store NO MEN!!! THE FRECKING MEN"S WASHROOM!!! NO MEN!!!!!!!!!!WHERE WERE ALL THE MEN NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!- oh sorry getting carried away, just the thought scares me! Well luckly I awoke and called in all the guys, quite fine one's I might added Hmn hm!
Well this dream happened after I had watched the classic movie " The Little Mermaid" It was great although I was dissappointed at the end where Ariel married Eric ( he was hot! ) I wanted him! So anyways this dream was all about me as a mermaid- or as I perfer to call, merman! Well I was swimming about when I happened to come across Sabashtion and we started a unison of the song " Under the Sea" After dancing with the fishes I decided to go against my father's (King Tritan) orders and swam above to the surface of the water. A boat was passing by and oh it must have been a party for there were fireworks! I was excited and went over to check it out. As I did a dog charged at me and started to harrass me. Oh yes did I mention my hair was red, I liked it! Well continuing, shoving the dog into the water I managed to see again. And just to my luck dancing infront of me and shaking his fine ass was ZECH!!!!! Although his name wasn't Zech but Eric. Oh how I wanted him! But I only had a fin! How do mermaids populate? Well anyways
just then the water began to foam and bubble as a fat purple Relena with tentacles rose from the water, wearing daddy's crown! Oh i was mad but then she said she would turn me into a human but the catch was i had to give up my manhood and be a woman!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified, kept thinking how could I live with out it by myside. I spent so many nights thinking how life would be wrong but I grew strong- wait a minute onnas are week- NOOOO!! So I said no! And she got mad and tried to sit on me! Luckly Zechs stabbed her and pulled me on the deck.We fell in love and kissed, with a touch of his lips I turned back into a human! Then I was at our wedding and I looked fabulous! Wearing a sparkling white wedding dress! As I stood at the alter the preist (Duo) annoucned us man and husband! We were about to kiss and then....then.. I AWOKE!!!!!!! Wow what a dream! I wish I could have seen the end.
This dream was terribly saddening. The one person (or should I say thing) who lead me to confess the obvious truth ( that I was gay)THE GAY BUTTERFLY DIED!!!!!! It all happened when I was at the park with him, when to my luck it started to rain! MEN!!!! Ohhh they were hot and I was in heaven but little did I know soon my heaven would become hell, as all the men turned into Relena and one landed on the butterfly thus killing him. NOOO TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!!!! HE'S TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!! I awoke crying but thankfully the butterfly was beside me.
Oh this was an amazing dream! I loved it and never wanted to wake up but unfortunalty I did so now I shall share it to you. It all started when I woke up ( in my dream to remind you) and went down to breakfast wearing my stylish silk nightgown, I was surpised to find the table filled with yummy food and Heero standing there with oven mits. " Wufei!! Darling I made breakfast for you!" He said running up to me and giving me a hug. Just then Trowa came running in and pulled me away " No today Wufei is going on a romantic picnic with me!! Come my love!" He said pulling at my arm. But before Heero could protest Duo came bounding in "But Wufei you said you were going to watch me try on bikini's" He pouted. "WUFEI!!" Quatre said running in and hugging me."Todays's the day you promised to go ballroom dancing with me! Remember how we spent all yesterday finding a dress to suit your lovelly-ness!" He giggled. " NO I made breakfast we are going to eat together!!" Heero yelled. " Oh Heero you shouldn't have!" I blushed. " BUT I MADE A PICNIC!!!" Trowa complained. "Yes and it sure looks go-" I was interupted. " Well MY bikini's can't wait!!! Duo shouted "Hehe bikini's!" I drooled. " BUT I MADE RESERVATIONS and besides my 29 brothers are planning to come!!" Quatre pouted " 29 brothers oohh!!" I thought of the possibilites. " BREAKFAST" " BIKNI'S" "DANCING" "PICNIC!" " Boys BOys BOYS! You can all have me!!" I annouced. But then before I could get some action I woke up. Such an amazing dream how I wished it would come true. I had thought actually had, when I awoke up to the smell of food. But unfortunalty it was Duo, he had left the toaster on.
