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2. What if Van and folken were chickens? Would they just be on some-one's dinner plate? Would Dilandau be constantly chasing after them claiming he wanted fried chicken?
3. What if Dilandau was obsessed with water instead of fire? Would he go around putting out fires instead of creating them? Would Fanelia have been flooded instead of burned?
4. What if Hitomi was a man? Would she still be after Van? Would she be gay? What if instead she went for Merle?
5. What if Allen was a woman? Would he be a lesbian? Would he still be after Hitmoi? Would he still be a womaninizer? What if he wasn't gay? What if he loved Folken? And spent his days chasing after him? Our would he actually like Van and think he's hot?
6. What if Folkie had dog girls instead of cat girls? Would they be called bitches?
7. What if Folken actually beat the dragon when he was younger? Would he have been king instead of Van? Would he have ever joined up with Zebaich ? Would he then love his brother instead of trying to kill him?
8. What if when Van went to the Mystic Moon for the first time got stuck? Would he go around stabbing cars thinking they were metal dragons? Woulld he be a danger to society? Would he be thrown into a mental institution for claiming he was king and everone should bow to him?
9. What if Hitomi died? Would Van's life be happier? Would Merle be happier? Would all of Gaea be happier?
10. What if Yukari went to the Gaea instead of Hitomi? Would Van die because she didn't have the pendant to tell him where to invisible guymelfs would stab him? Would Merle start to hate her? Would Allen hit on her?
11. What if at the end during the war of Zebaich and the rest of Gaea, when Van flew by on his white wings, the people exclaimed it was an angel... then chased after him with pitch forks crying KILL IT! Instead of being in awe.
12. What if Hitomi was extremely obese? And instead of on the track team she was a judge from the cooking squad? Would Van have dropped her when she fell of the cliff because she was too fat and heavy?
13. What if Folken, instead of being head of Zebaich, he was head of a pillow factory?
14. What if Hitomi was attracted to the Mole man? (ewww)
15. What if the dragonslayers were addicted to "pop rocks'"? Would they snort all the time? Would Dilandau slap them all the time because their insesive snorting would drive him insane(er) because they were always high- uh we mean higher on uh suger that's it! 0_o
16. What if Dilandau was a man turned in to a girl instead of the other way around? 0_0 (thats disturbing both ways)
17. What if folkie had a pet named Giggles the magical pink elepaht? Would he ride that instead of his guymelf?
18. What if Dryden was an obese man that lived in the sewer with his pet aliagator and sold his hair for money? Would he ever be engaged to Millerina? Or would would he marry Relena ( visit the perdiction section!)
19. What if Dilandau was nice and quiet instead of loud and insane? Would the dragonslayer not be afarid of him slapping them anymore? Would they infact slap him to speak up?
20. What if Van didn't know how to fight or even use a sword? Would he then rely on Allen to save him? Would he be scared and frightened all the time? Would Hitomi have been killed since he would not have saved her?
21. What if Dornkirt was attached to a life support? Would Folken have lived since all he would have to do is pull the plug?
22. What if the column broke down? Or was infact a cloumn of actual crap? ( None of you will get this since its part of our very long 200 page story hehe!) ... your morons
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