W- Hello eveybody and to all my fans (especially all the sexy sweaty men out there prow).
K- So Wufie-
W- It's WuFEI!
K- Ya makes no difference, when did you first know you gay?
W- Well that would have to be the first time I laid eyes on a -
K- Umm... I think everybody knows what you mean. Well out of all the Gundam guys, who are you most attracted to?
W- AH HELLLLLLLLLLO!!!!! DUH! THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE ZECHS MARQUISE!! ARGHHHHGHGHGHGHGH *drool* OH how I want to grab his big-
Zechs- EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!EWWW DIRTY THOUGHTS DIRTY THOUGHTS!!!!!
K- Zechs? How the hell did you get here? Your not even on this site!!?!
W- WHO GIVES A CRAP!!! ZECHY' S HERE!!!!COME TO ME MY LOVE!!!!!
Z- GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOUR A SOLDIER OF THE ALLIANCE!! CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!
W- INJUSTICE!!!!!! I'll can't control myself around you!! Your so, so, so perfect!!! NOW COME TO ME BABY, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!! YOU CAN'T RESIST BEING AROUND SOMETHING AS SEXY AS ME!!! QUIT HIDING YOUR FEELINGS!!!
Z- GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!EWWWWWWWW * runs away screaming with his arms flailing around in the air*
W- Oh, zechs, my love, what a silly boy! Too embarresed to reveal his true feelings!
K- Yes.. too embarresed. Sounds to me like he hates you.
W- ZECHS LOVES ME!!! LOVES!!!!!DO YOU GET THAT!!!! YOUR JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER EXPEIRENCED TRUE LOVE!!! YOUR JUST A PATHETIC WEAK ONNA, YOU, YOU, YOU WEAK ONNA!!!!!
K- Fuck off Wuf Wuf. Anyways... so why the hell were you choosen to be a soldier? You get freaked out even thinking of breaking a nail?!?And what the fucks with that rat tail? It looks like an over-grown peice of crap growing out the back of your head!? And on the subject of your hair, how come some peices grow a cm. from your forehead and others like 2 inches? What? Did a blind barber cut your hair - ohhhhhhhh wait you cut it yourself.
W- AH INJUSTICE!!!!! GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SPEAK!
K- Ah, no thats ok, and those pants!!! Their five times your size!!! Did you think attaching a big belt to hold them up would make them perfectlly fine to wear in public!!! Oh and those shoes, what do you take ballet?
W- AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO!!
K- ...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Well thats screwed. You have no fashion sense.
W- YES I DO!!! I happen to have my own fashion line you know!
K- Ya, that only gay men buy from!
W- Oviously!! Who did you think I was selling it to? Women!! HAHAHAHA....ew.
K- Ah, whatever whats your favorite song?
W- It's raining men of course!! *starts singing* It's raining men, ALLELU-
K- Ya, shut up, so whats your favorite movie?
W- Hmmn, any movie thats sensitive and has lots of men-
K- NO ONE CARES!!!!
W- But you just ask-
K- Shut up. I hate you.
W- Why!!!!! NO one hates Wufei!!!
K- All women do!!
W- Ah who cares, their woman and their only chickens made to lay eggs!
