| Q: THIS BOTTLE CONTAINS 75% ALCOHAL! D: Oh, no, you see that means 75% of the bottles original amount of alcohal has been extracted out of the bottle, So only 25% of the bottles original alcohal is left and , really 75% of the 25% of alcohal left in the bottle is only there. So it really only contains, 4, 5% alcohal! Q: HuH? I'll take your word for it. *pours some of the liquid into a glass and takes a small sip* Q: Hmn. UM! Good! REALLY good! Wow! I feel real- Oy PENguInS Are FuNNy! *hicup* Damn CEReal STAB! HEhE!*hicup* ICe MeLTs! heHe ~THUD~ *Quatre passes out on table * W: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU DUO! I TOLD YOU TO MEET ME IN THE CLOSET 20 MINUT- EWWWWW WHATS WITH ALL THE ONNA!! I CAME HERE TO HAVE FUN NOT TO THROW UP! Quatres 29 sisters: AH!!! We don't have to take this!! Were leaving! D: NO ladies don't go!! He didn't mean it! I swear!! HE'S GAYYYYYYYYYY!!! Ugh. Theres no point, there already gone. WUFEI WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! H: This is the worst party I have ever gone to. D: Oh comon you guys I can make it fun!! Um,.. lets turn on the radio! *scans through channels when on an oldies station the song "It's Raining Men" is playing* W: STOP IT!!! IT"S RAINING MEN WOHOO!! *starts to sing and dance insanely* T: I really don't wanna be seeing this. H: This is disturbing. D: Well at least he's trying to have fun! W: *runs up to Duo where he's only a few inces away from him*You wanna have fun? I'll show you fun!? *wink* D: GAH NO! Uh, hehe.. thats ok.. i'm just fine!! Can you get away from me now? W: Oh you know you can't resist me! D: Ah, ah look over there!! *points to a drunken Quatre standing on the bar and while Wufei turns he manages to sneak away from him* Q: I HAvE 500 ApoSiTLeS!!! TAke ThAT JEsuS!!! *Quatre screams while waving around an empty blue bottle* D: Is, IS THAT BOTTLE EMPTY!! SOMEONE CALL POISON CONTROL!!!! H: Why. Whats wrong. D: THAT BOTTLE CONTAINED 75% ALCOHAL! T: Was it full when you gave it to him? D: I'M AFRAID SO!! W: How bad could that be? D: WELL IF A FULL GROWN MAN DRANK THAT MUCH IN 20 MINUTES HE COULD GET A HEART ATTACK AND DIE! BUT A 15-YEAR-OLD!! WHO'S TO SAY!! T: Shit! That can't be good Q: So MAnY PreTTy ColOuRs! *hicup* LoOK! A pInk ElePHaNt! AHHH!!! WUFEI YOUR RAT TAILS ON FIRE!! W: HuH? AHHHHH MY RAT TAIL!!! MY BEAUTIFUL RAT TAIL!!! WHO DID THIS!!!! INJUSTICE!!!! AHHHH T: Wufei your rat tails not on fire!! W: Oh, thank the gay butterfly, ...HEY!! YOU LIED!! INJUSTICE!! I wanna go home hmph! * Wufei stands with his back facing Quatre and his arms crossed*. Q: YoU BAbY!! uMMmMm * sticks tounge out at Wufei* W: I AM NOT uMmmMMMmm * sticks tounge out at Quatre* Q: UMMmMmmMMmm W: UmMmMMm!! Q: WuFei IS a bAby, WUfei Is a baBy! *hicup* W: I'M NOT! Q: AM TO! *both continue to repeat i'm not am to for the next 24 minutes* |
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