K: O_O Um, .. their not looking so cute anymore!
C: Oh sorry, didn't mean to scare you! Just treat them like eggs, if you tap them just the littlest, tinyest, bit, they break.
K: O_O Not helping! What I just heard was basically just do anything like on them, they'll attack you!
C: No their really kind! Please, don't be scarred!
K: I'll try. Well how do you get them to stop then?
C: Use your right foot. But this time tap really hard or they won't stop until they crash into something.
K: O_O eheheehhhh.
C: Opps! Sorry my wordings all wrong!
K: Wait, what if you get the feet messed up, like tap them really hard on the left! Then they'll peck you to death or tap too light on the right and they won't stop and they'll hit a wall and you die! Ok i'm not liking these animals anymore! O_O!
C: Ooo, that does sound bad-
K: EHEHHHEEE *wimpering*
C: Ok, wanna ride with me your first time?
K: Ok! But are you sure the Chocobo won't mind, I mean with all the weight, he's sure to get ma-
C: Ok, chocobo's aren't these evil animals your thinking them to be. Don't worry! Here * jumps off chocobo, lifts Kristin off hers and puts her on his along with him*
C: See, he's not attcking us! Now hold on to me alright? There fast.
K: Ok!
C: Now get ready *taps chocobo LIGHTLY with left foot*
C: See?* they move at a slow, light pace*
K: Ya! Your right this is fun!
C: You wanna go faster?
K: SURE!
* After 20 minutes of speed riding on the chocobo with Cloud, Kristin gets back on her own to ride alone*
C: You wanna start the race? Whoever gets to the flag way down there first? Ok?
K: Ok!
C: One, two, three, GO!
* They both race foward on their chocobo's with cloud leading when an ugly, slutty figure appears in front of them near the flagpole*
K: EWW TIFA!! She's so- AHHHH!!! * her chocobo speeds up without warning at an amazing speed. Kristin keeps tapping the chocobo with her right foot, which seems to have no affect on it so it doesn't stop*
C: HuH? Ohhhh!!
K: AHHHHHH!! IT WON'T STOP!!!
C: DON"T WORRY, IT WILL, I KNOW WHAT IT'S AFTER!
K: HUH? * Kristin's chocobo passes the finish line first just as it flings Kristin off and insanely starts pecking the hell out of Tifa. Luckly Cloud caught Kristin so she didn't get hurt. Tifa on the other hand...*
K: YAY! I WON!!
C: Ya, but not from you.
K: Ya I know! Why the hell did the chocobo just speed up like that?
C: Oh, well you see that chocobo hates ugly things and attacks them till their dead. I guess he saw Tifa.
K: OHHH!! That makes more sence!!! Hahahaha!! Look at Tifa dying!!
