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| Yuna is UGLY!!!! |
| M: Hello this is Maija here to report a hideous topic, yes and i do mean hideous! Yuna from Final Fantasy X has finally been discovered for the creature she is! That's right she is not the prrrrreeeefect person you thought she was! ( ha! so take that mmmnn :P) But now her true self has been revield! Yes that's right she is truely ugly- beyond ugly MONSTROUS!!!! |
| As you can see by this picture she is not who she appeared to be at all! This was in her early stage ( before she had the plastic surgery!) Oh the humanity my eyes MY EYES!! OH GOD I THINK I"VE GONE BLIND!!!!!! GAHHHHHH!!!!! HER UGLYNESS BLINDED ME!!!!!!! K: UR not blind! M: Really? K: No ur hat fell over your eyes M: *pushes hat back* OHH I CAN SEE AGAIN!! K: Yes and i heard you before why are you reporting about some ugly bitch? M: CUZ she not just ugly she's HIDEOUS!!!! LOOK -> K: Hmmm ...DEAR GOD! HAHA so ugly M: I NO! K: Haha well have fun! *leaves* |
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| M: Yes well sorry to scare you there well anyways as you can see from this uh photo, she had shorter hair then, that was because when the mob of village people chased after her, her hair wouldn't slow her down by getting caught on branches of trees as she ran since it was too short. The mole on her right cheek was passed down to her by her mother, a tradition for her family, also this picture was taken before she got the braces ( HAHA she looks the a deranged chipmunk) . |
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| M: Ok this *gub* was when *blah* she-OH GOD I THINK I"M GONNA THROW UP!!!!!! EWWW *runs out of the room* A few minutes later.. M: ^_^ ok yea hi well this picture is when *gub* GAH SORRY!!! *runs out again* Another few minutes later.. M: ^_^ Ok i'm not gonna look at the picture anymore cuz it's making me sick so instead i shall talk without looking, don't worry i still remember wut the picture looks like, (it will haunt me for the rest of my life!) Ok well this was during her time where she decided to be cool so she dyed her hair green (or was that her snot!) . Unfortunatly since she got none permanent hair dye she decided never to wash her hair. And so she never did, which explains the brown *shudder* and she also got a nose ring, well actually she stole the ring from a bull, this bull to be exact -> Well as you can see, he wasn't very happy and ended up gorging her but that's another story. So she piecered herself (gross!) but the ring was kinda big for her and eventually distorted her nose. |
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| M: And finally this is our last picture ( thank god!!!) See this is during the time when she had a terrible case of acne, dandruff, and facial hair ( she didn't know how to shave yet). Also the unibrow didn't help. So she decided to uh pretty herself up by added lipstick and green eye shadow ( yea that's right) but we all know the truth and the TOP SECRET ABOUT YUNA IS!!!! dun dun DA! SHES A MAN!!!!!!! that's right! A MAN! I hav figured it out! Why else would she look like the geeky fat man at the comic store that mysteriously dissappeared when Yuna appeared. SOOO not only did she get plastic surgery AND liposucktion BUT she got a sex change too!!! She got the works! So now the truth is out! And no one can silence me!! SPREAD THE WORD NOW SHE CAN STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MYYY TIDUS MWAHAHAHA!!! I HAV SOLVED THE MYSTERY!!! The truth behind Yuna!!! NOW I SHALL CONCER ALL MWHAHA- huh uh ... hi..yea..i don't have problems.. i swear! |
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| Yes well THANK GOD now i never have to look at her ugly face again, i wonder how she can live with herself or hmm should i say himself? haha well she's an it now. Oh and by the way you may be wondering about the donkey and rhino at the top of the page, well the donkey is to remind us how much a jackass Yuna really is and the rhino.... i don't know how it got there but it sure liked to chase Yuna, it must be something to do with her stench or the fact that tried to pet it, i suppose it didn't like ugly things petting it ^_^. So to end this page of uglyness i bid you goodbye! P.S: YUNA IS A MANNNNN YUNA IS A MAN! (sing song voice) |
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