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2. What if Zechs were gay? Would him and Wufei get together? Would they become life partners? Or would Zechs still hate him?
3.What if Duo always kept his hair down? Would people mistake him for a girl? Would Wufei be repulsed of him because of that?
4, What if Heero didn't wear spandex? If he did decide to wear them one day would he feel awkward and uneasy? Would Wufei lose interest in him?
5. What if Trowa cut his unibang? Would it reveal he has a severe case of acne hidden from us for years? Would he be even hotter? Would he be repulsed ever even thinking about growing his hair again?
6. What if Quatre was poor? Would he never have tasted tea because he was too poor ever to afford it? Would he hate life and be a mean, grumpy, un-apreciative human being? Would that lead to him never saying thank you? Would he never apoligize?!
7. What if Wufei wasn't gay? Well, actually, it doesn't really matter cause he hides it in the show anyways, but would all the Gundam guys be more comfortable around him and not fear that he's secretlly checking them out when the bend over to pick up that nickel they dropped?
8. What if Duo was a mute? Would he ever get a girlfriend? I mean, half of everything that comes out of his mouth is either about him or his phone number! If no ladies were to hear that, would he be single for the rest of his life? Or would not being able to talk come to his advantage in his lovelife because they wouldn't see him as such a self-absorbed freak?
9.What if Heero was nice!? Would he be Mr. popularity? Or the friendly, little, unpopular,wimp? Would the guys like him or think he was only a goodie-two-shoes trying to make friends. Would he still be the main character on the show? Or would he be too kind and not as good a fighter?
10. What if Wufei were a woman? Would he go around saying strong onna? Weak men? Or would he still continue to say weak onna because he still hated his sex? Would he get a sex change? Would this mean he's straight cause he still likes guys but is a woman? Or would he be a lesbian?
11. What if Quatre and Zechs were brothers? Would Relena be his sister? Would Quatre encourage them to date so him and heero could be brother-in-laws? Or just the opposite?
12. What if Trowas gundam wasn't called heavyarms? What if it was called heavyhair? Would he cut his hair so he wouldn't be made fun of? Or if it was called heavy legs? That would just be plain weird!
13. What if Quatre's father never died? Would he still have ever gone insane? What if he never blew up trowa would he have stayed insane? Blown up the universe?
14. What if Trowa was never in the circus? Would people actually think of him as normal as opposed to a circus freak? Would he be more respected by others? Would he actually be afraid of lions? If he was in the jungle and he saw a lion would he die because it attacked him and he could'nt tame it?
15.What if Heero was fat? Would he be too embarassed to wear spandex? Would Relena still love him? Would she love him even more because there was more to love? If she did not love him, would Heero finally be happy? If she loved him more would he be misreable? Does his weight determine the happiness of his life because of this?
16. What if the guys were 60-year-old men? Would they be too lazy to fight and wave their canes at anyone who asked them to?
17. What if they were 3-year-old babies? Would the world be a different place because they weren't there to fight and some ugly amateurs had to?
18. What if Heero killed Relena ? Would Heero finally be happy? Would the world finally be a happy place?
19. What if Trowa was addicted to coffee? Would he be talkitive!? Would him and Duo become best friends? Or would they hate and compete against each other to be more popular by just keep talking and talking and talking? Would Heero shoot them?
20. What if Duo was an actual preist? Would he stop killing people and go around saying to everyone even his enemies the Power Of Christ compells You? Would it lead to him talking about God rather than himself? Would this mean he doesn't want a girlfriend because he's married to God?
21. What if Oz was from the Wizard of Oz? So instead of a military organization it was a giant floating head that granted wishes. Who would be Dorthey? Dorthey? Who would be the head? Treize?
22. What if the gundam guys actually wore tasteful clothes? I think I made my point.
