Flying lessons
with Van
M: Well here I am today with (geesh this is my wut 4 interview) Van, he's going to teach us how to fly.
V: Hi
M: Hiya honey, ok please start.
V: Ok first what you have to do it rip off your shirt *demostrates*
M: 0_0
V:  Then you have to spread your wings and flap! *looks proud*
M: Uh Van?
V: Yea?

M: -_-;; not everyone has wings, nice abes though.

V:  I know that- huh what? Then why would they come to a flying lesson if they didn't have wings!?! *crosses arms*
M: No Van  you were suppose to teach us how to fly this! *points to a jet*
V: What? Why would I do that?
M: Cause you volunteered  for it!
V: No i didn't
M: Well you did! See *shoves contract in his face* you said you were an experienced flyer.
V: Well I am! Just not of big pointy thingys.
M: Jets?
V: Yea. And besides whats a jet doing on an anime site??
M: Um well uh .. its for transport!
V: Transport? To where?
M: To the moon!
V: Really?!?!
M: -_-;;......... uh ok well wutever your going to have to do something, just try pretend that you know.
V: But i don't know how

M: Well at least try! Come on .. you get to sit in the cock pit

V: So?
M: *damn* Well just think of it as controlling Escaflowne except its not a giant metal dragon thing.And you get to wear a pilots hat!
V: OOOO really!!! Ok! Where is this jet ?
M: Uh dear, it's  right there *points to the left*
V: OK! *charges on board knocking down the co-pilot* Oh sorry! *bends down and snatches his hat, puts it on ,then runs to the cockpit* Ok what do i do? *spins around in the chair*
M: Um you were gonna tell us.
V: Hmm? OH yea well it can't be any different than escaflowne so i must know what to do! Hey where are you going?
M: Oh uh me heh heh i'm just uh gonna watch the uh jet take off.
V: Your not coming for the ride?
M: No i don't think so.
V: oh.. ok!
CP: So you know what to do right?
V: Yup of course! All i have to do is push this!
The jet exploded.
M: Oh dear well I guess that end it for the lesson, I better go before i get blamed for this. Ta-ta.




Special note: Don't worry after the debris was picked up Van was taken to the hospital where he's recovering and will be just fine. The co-pilot on the other hand was never found again.
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