9. Most Attractive Use of Bulky Protective Eyewear
8. Best Acting While Sharing the Scene With Forty Hulking, Fez-Wearing Men
7. Most Scenes that Involve both Planning the Downfall of a World Government and Coffee Cups
6. Best Use of Scimitars in a Hand-to-Hand Combat Scene
5. Youngest Actor in a Role Involving Heart Trouble
4. Most Creative Use of Down Time Between Missions (playing classical music with a fellow guerrilla fighter!)
3. Most Apologies to Enemies Who Have or Are Seconds Away From Being Destroyed
2. Most Gracious Response to Being Run Through With a Sword
1. Best Pilot of ALL on the Zero System (go you!)