10. Say he knows you only want him for his money.
9. Tell you it will probably never get beyond drinking a lot of coffee from really nice china cups. Somehow he just know this...
8. Politely refuse, unless you *want* the Manguanacs to come to the movies with the two of you...
7. ... if you still insist remind you that the Manguanacs never take off their fezzes and tend to throw popcorn at the screen while shouting middle eastern curses.
6. Remind you that he has 40 sisters who will want to know your intentions towards him.
5. Say that his Space Heart just isn't in it.
4. Ask if you wouldn't really rather date a lovely blond *girl* with very unusual eyebrows - because he know one who isn't spoken for.
3. Tell you that he has a very jealous web site owner who�s pro with a flamethrower and chainsaw (mwhaha)
2. Agree, but insist that he'll be wearing his goggles anywhere you take him
1. Be himself: he just say no and spend the next half hour apologizing .