10. You find yourself constantly muttering, "Goggles. Always the bloody goggles..."
9. During a tense moment in the movie, your date lurches forward in his seat, grabs his chest and says, "My Spaceheart can't take it!"
8. No matter where you plan on going, you know your date will arrive looking great in pink.
7. You've been drinking so much coffee that your back teeth are swimming.
6. Your date smiles and says, "You're beautiful. I've never seen someone so beautiful. What you are is beautiful. So very beautiful..."
5. You have to rent a truck to go out because your date is always accompanied by 40 Manguanacs. (And they eat all the popcorn.)
4. You wind up the evening sitting on the beach, watching your date play chase with stray dogs.
3. When you ask your date where the two of you are going that evening, his eyes shimmer and he says dreamily, "The Sank Kingdom.".
2. He happens to wear a bullet proof vest and has a metal detector if you have blond hair and strange eyebrows.
1. ... your MAIJA yes hehee!