Heero Responses
Post: Friday Aug. 23 2002

yes hi I was wondering since you like to kill people, and
you haven't killed anyone in awhile, if you wouldn't mind getting rid of Quatre
for me if you know what I mean  and I was
wondering if you would also like to kill wufei. he's becoming a real pain in the
ass (not in that way you sicko) with his gayness. actually if you could also
kill relena. she somehow is amune to bulets. I've tryed to kill her myselfe
sevral times. ha by the time I'm done there won't be enough people left to make
a show. how disapointing, now what will I watch at three fifteen in the morning?
oh sorry where was I oh yes so kill Relena, Quatre and Wufei. prefreably Relena
first I can't stand her one more minuit. thatnks again.(x_x).
Jordan
Response:

Well I am a very busy guy but I think i can make an aception to kill relena. I have been planning to for months but do you know how hard it is to kill the girl she must have some sort of force feild or something and we have all tryed and failed miserably. What are you talking about, "I havent killed in a while?" Well youll be happy to know that I killed 2,000 Oz members yesterday!! You say probably havent even killed a fish in your life! I have tryed to kill Quatre a couple times but It was a mistake and he was a threat to us.His threat rate is high after all. And have you ever tryed to attack a guy that has 40 maquinauts folowing him and ready to give their lives at any time!  I guess not. Your request is very hard and might just be impossibe  My only question is How Much cash are you willing to give me? I dont do this work for free you know. Although i would gladly kill Relena at any time. Please e-mail me back with $20,000 american and I might consider it. As for Wufei, I might want to dispose of him but he has never become a real threat. Even though he is gay we still need him. His gayness might annoy the hell out of every one but maybe one day he will find a love partner (lets hope) and become a bother to us no more.We have learned to accept his gay side and have been trying to get his mind back on his mission rather than our pants.As for killing Relena, keep that to the experts and I really dont care what you can watch at three fifteen, maybe Jerry Springer, People say thats good. I must get back to my mission.
Sincerly,
Heero Yuy
(trained assasin)
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