hi, i luv u duo! ur my favvvvorite gundam guy! the others
smell like poop! anywas how do u keep your haire so shiney? pleas tell me, its
so long! u should cut it, YOUR A GUY! u see, guys have short hairs, girls long.
poop! hehehehe, funny word. hey GUESS WUT GUESS WUT! GUESS WUT!! I TURN 8 ON
SATURDAY! !!!! yay, thanks duo!! poop pooop poop!! FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT. DUO!
EWWWW.
Respond:
YO hi! People are e-mailing meee!! i'm happy i feel special, i feel special, i feel special, i feel special!!!!! Did you know that when I was 5 found a turtle!!! It was the most exciting time- oh wait your e-mail, i should probably read that hmmmm OH YAY your cool you love me, yea i am great! One time i blew up a whole Oz colony!! isn't that great??? Yes ohhh my hair uh it's naturally shiney! i swear, shiney since i was born!- oh wait i didn't have hair when i was born hmmm WHAT cut my hair! Noooo it's my pride and joy!! And that's not true lots of guys have long hair hair like uh ummmmmmm uhh ME!!! yes there i've proven my point! Poop eh? not really i like the word guama GUAAAMMMMMAAA!!! What? wut? wut?? wut's guess wut??? ohhhhhh you turned 8 good for you I'm 15 ya know! I've been 8 around two times ya know!- oh wait then i would be 16 hmmm...... i like turkey! Oh and excuse me- waittttt a second i did not fart that was a sneeze, A SNEEZE i'm coming down with a cold ya know! *sneeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzeeeee * <- Seeeeeeeeeeee i'm sick that was a sneeze, heh heh see i'm right!
From MEEEEEE Shinigami!!
Hey Duo what is up? Gosh friday night was SOOOO BORING! So i
came online, and i found this site! Then i saw you were having a party! gosh i
wish that i could have came! =-0( I hope that wu fei didnt hit on you the entire
time. By the way, i love your braid! do you use special shampoo or something?
well i'm sorry this is short, but i gotta bounce. =0)~
lve me!
Prettysmilez
Respond:
HI!!!! Wuts up eh? well Ostrichs they're big birds. HEY ever watch that show Sesame Street? i liked Oscar the grouch! He lives in a garbage can, what a guy! Up.... up ? Gravities up! Soooo Friday was boring NOT FOR ME! Did you know Friday is the day of pizza? I DID and ate six boxes to commorate it! Arn't i grand? Too bad they were sitting outside two weeks before I found em. I had to go to the hospital! It was fun. YAY you found our site don't you love it? OH YEA! my party! it was quite fun that day except wufei was being disturbing, and no he didn't i locked him in the closet, but somehow he got out ..how did he do that? hmmmmmm........................................................................................................
.........................................................sscccccccaaaaaarrrrrryyyyyy! Oh yea i should be writing right now. OF COURSE YOU DO ! i luv it too ain't my braid grand? hey this elastics grand too! hmmm and my ears are grand infact my whole head is grand! Aren't i grand, the word grand is grand! OH my shampoo? i use herbal essence! its perfect they give you so much! I got mine three months ago! And would you look at it full and unopened!
So you gotta bounce eh? yes...... bouncing is fun....... bounce bounce .....bounce..
BYEZ!
From MEEEEEE Shinigami!!
Hi Duo! My name is Krissie and I am one of your biggest
fans. Anyway, I have a problem. My bf has this friend who seems to hate me
because he never wants me to know where my bf is. When I try to ask him a
question he avoids me. What should I do??????
Respond:
HIYA KRISSIE!!! my biggest fan eh? that's great! i'm great aren't i? yes i'm the biggest fan of my turtle. Hmmmmmmm wow you have a very interesting perdicament ..... hey wait a minute i just realized i dunno wut perdicament means. Hee ! So your bf ( i'm assumming means bullfrog) has another friend that doesn't want you to see your bullfrog- hey wait umm or does bf mean bestfriend hmmm or is that uh ummm i dunno wait bf HEY! Quatre's sisters would always say that i wasn't old enough to be their bf that must mean boyfriend! YA!..........damn! Uh yes so your bullfrog is cheating on your boyfriend hmmm that reminds me of a time when i had eggs for dinner, yes they were good but tasted like crap. Okay your question hmmmmm maybe that friend of your bf is gay! hey thats it! must be jealous of you stealing his love yes that must be it...........yea i was stuck with wufei again today WHY ALWAYS ME!!!! ahhh i'm sad he's ugly blah. Now for my advice, i'm very good at giving advice don't cha know. Trowa would always says when advice is needed come to me and i will increase the problem! Soo ummm......dodododododododododo YA ok uh you should...eat.....CHICKEN! i like food! Yes well thanks for the question, i'm hungery now.
BYE!!
P.S- if the chicken don't work try whipping it at that friend, a black eye should do him some good . Yes fighting solves allllll my problems oh and say hullo to that bullfrog of yours!
From MEEEEEE Shinigami!!
Hi! Duo, your sooo awesome! I love your braid. Your the only
guy I know who can have long hair and still look good. Your my favorite gundam
person! I love your personality and your totally cute!! What else could a girl
ask for? My friend likes Trowa better than you but I said she's nuts. I mean who
could be more luvable than the laughing God of Death? Okay, now I have a
question for you. Is piloting a Gundam hard? Oh yeah, one more question do you
like the snow? I do! I think it's pretty. Anyways I gotta go, Luv Ya!!
Respond:
HULLO! yes I am amazing aren't I? Hee! i love my barid too! and i AM the only guy that can look good with long hair, hey i like you! I like you cuz you love me ~_~ . Wow i am finally getting the praise i deserve! We have alot in commom! Ur favourite gundam pilot is me and my favourite gundam pilot is me! You know i'm cute and i am cute ,see! wanna go out?? My number is 666! call me baby! and visit duo chat-wait that's where we are hmmm hey are you hot? Ah you'r friends insane! I am wayyyyyyyy more lovable then that mute clown! He never smiles, mine is sooo charming see!....well you can't umm yes well anyways hmm u ask who can be more luvable than me? NO_ONE I TELL YEA! NO-ONE not even god himself, wells who's to know with that massive beard of his, not even me is more luvable!..... wait that doesn't make sense..hmm i want chocolate yummy uh anyways hmmm gundam piloting hard? Hell no, i just set it to cruise control and let the baby fly! Landing is not that hard too, find a city to land on and watch the people run for their lives! Hmmm snow eh? YUP! its fun! feels like playing with clouds..only cold and hurty .. i like making snow forts! When it's done i let the other guys go in with me then i cave it in! mwhaha! Unfortunatly i'm usually inside..mayb i should fix my plan.Have you ever licked a poll in winter? I HAVE! doesn't taste very good but my tongue likes it i guess, won't let go..hmmmm aww you have to go but i was just starting ok ok BYE rememeber callllll meeeeeeeeee!
From MEEEEEE Shinigami!!
Hiya Duo!! Um are we allowed to chat with you more than
once? I hope so cuz if were not then I'm breaking a rule. Besides you told me
to vist Duo chat again, you can even look on your respond page. I posted it
March 1st. But you asked if I wanted to go out with you right? Well my answer
would be YES!! I mean I love you! Why else would I be chating with you again?
You also asked if I was hot, well I'm pretty cute I can tell ya that. Anyways I
love you!! Your sooo cool! So hows it going? I hope Wufei isn't being too
disturbing. I wish I were there so I could hit him right upside the head. What
do you like to do in your spare time? I'm really bored today, lots of free time
I don't know what to do. Any suggestions? I better go now, I don't wanna take up
to much of yur time. Bye Duo! Love you!!
Respond:
YO HI AGAIN!!! OF COURSE!!everyone must email me mE MEEEEE, i am great! i comand everyone to email 10,000,000 times! HEE! Nah rules are made to be broken thats me motto! hmmm i dunno if we do have rules anyways I COULD MAKE SUM!!! you must....always...SCRATCH BETWEEN YOUR TOES! and and ummmm if your don't have anything nice to say...punch them in the face!!! Ay hoi hoi! making rules are fuuuuuuunnnnnnn- any who, yes yes i did tell you to respond again GOOD JOB! me so proud! Srrrrry for not writing back to my adoring fans sooner i was busy eatin mustard and trying to concoct a way to get chicken's to listen to my every command, but i couldn't find any chickens so i used BBQ wings instead...but they rose against me and trapped me in a shoe! but now i am Freeeeee...BORN FREEEE AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS AS FREE AS THE GRASS GROWSS I WILL BE BORN FREEEEE! yes i love that song, saw it on a commerical on meat sauce, gotta love those fat lil crazy woman where running in a field! OH YEA your email! hehe! YAYAYAYAYA YOU SAID YES!! goodie!!- uh i mean i knew you'd say yes alllll along!! no one would turn down the
D man! hey hey cute, cutes good !! i'm cuuuuuuttteeeeee! i know you love me I love MEEE hee!! I KNOW I KNOW!! we could go for a romaaaaannnntic dinner under the moonlit sky with a gourmet candlelit dinner behind the dumpster! did you know how much good food is in there- and people just toss that away!! what idiots, it's all so yummy! so how does that sound? good! i like it too i have such good ideas!! Hmmm yea i wanna hit wuf wuf too but he would probably take that as touching in the unatural way and end up trying to sexually harass you. Wellllllll if your bored try flushing your friends toothbrushes down the toilet I DO ALL THE TIME!! haha! only..the never quite flush down so i just put them back...maybe thats why Heero got sick hmmmmmm OK ya gotta go BYEEEEEE LOVE YA TOO!!!!
From MEEEEEE Shinigami!!
Zelda:Sup Duo? I heard that you got trapped in a shoe once from a
friend, I got trapped in a shell once, but not a shoe!! What was it like? She is
like insanly mad about you!! I really think you should go to this one web site,
it's called homestarrunner.com it's right up your alley.
Respond:
HIIIII ZELDA!! hullo wow that incredible you have the name like that game i likes it play!! every every fun! you get to be a lil elf man! Hes cool! HEY! are you a hirule..hiyean....hyruleinan... hyrulean! Thats great! Hows it like haven pointy ears and all! Do you have a fairy?? Hows Gannodorf hanging man that guy has a big nose!! Yes any who hmm oh yes i was trapped in a shoe! smelled bad! i think it was wufei's blah! wow a shell eh..hey are you a turtle? I like turtles! I had one..until it ran away I was very sad my poor yurtle ..yurtle the turtle but i liked to call him Mr T. Ah now i'm sad! hmm come to think of it.. i've had alot of pets Hee! too bad most of em died or fled ...i want and elephant! Yes...hey thats great alot of people are insanely mad about me i mean how could they not be its MEEEEEEE!!!! and me is grand! hmmmmmm homestarrunner eh sounds fuuuunnny....up my alley? i didn't know i did have an alley...well i do know of an alley but the hobo took it over DAMN i wanted that alley ..meh hey i gots a dumpster thats better than no dumb alley i don't know why you would suggest me having an alley i am ashamed! you need to get yourself a dumpster!
From MEEEEEE Shinigami!!