D: Hm? How did you get in here?
M: i just did so hmm let's see....... Oh i have a question! Why do you hate van?
D: VAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE VAN!
M: Yes but why?
D: I"M AN INSANE PYRO I HATE EVERYONE! I HATE YOU!
M: Yea sure you do, just answer the question and quit shouting!
D: I CAN SHOUT IF I WANT TO! AND I DO HATE VANNNNN besides he scarred my beautiful face! *gets a glazed look and starts stroking his cut* Chiku Chiku chiku..
M: ...0_0 yes ok well anyways, did you ever find out that your Allen's sister?
D: I'm what?
M: nothing ^_^ sooo dilly what about Hitomi?
D: Oh that annoying little girl that hangs around VANNN all the time?
M: Yup
D: I HATE HER she looks like a freacking MAN!!! She should burn, she must burn HER AND VAANNN MUST BURN!!, THEY WILL BOTH BURN, THEY WILL ALL BURN!!!!
M: Yes ok i get the point!
D: YOU WILL BURN! *pulls out a lighter and tries to set her on fire*
M: -_-;; *blows out lighter*
D: HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
M: Sure i can next question when did you first get addicted to fire?
D: Since I saw fire!
M: Which was when??
D: WHEN I SAW FIRE !!!STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!! *mumbles something that sounds like moeru*
M: Okok geesh hmmm hey why do you have white hair? Are you old or something?
D: WHA?? it's silver! I- I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS!
M: Of course you do!
D: grrr Gatti Chesta JAJUKA!
M: What are you doing?
D: Getting my soldiers to kick you out!
M: HAHA no unfortuantly they're out! (told them there was a 25% off chocolate in the candy store, how could they resist) MWHAHA so your all alone!
D: alone....alone...ALONE!!!!!!! *ripps off shirt and falls to the ground crying*
M: 0_0 well that was unexpected (nice chest though) Hmmm well then next question-
D: GAHHHH STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!! *starts to run away*
M: NEVER!!! COME BACK HERE!! *chases after him they run for a bit but she eventually trapps him in a corner*
M: geesh would you quit that it's just some questions! ..Oh hey look a feather,*picks it up*
D: (thinking: feathers come from wings and wings go on van and van- MOERU! *snatches feather away and begins to burn it*
M: Hey!
D: *buring the feather somehow cheers him up* moeru moeru moeru!
M: ooooh fire is pretty!
D: *glares up at her*
M: What i think it is geesh stop staring, you look like a freak! Hmmm hey what do you think is the best way to burn a village?
D: 20 guymelfs and buring houses!
M: nah! 10,000 dragons and melting flesh!!!
D: Buring houses!
M: Melthing flesh
D: BURING HOUSES
M:MELTING FLESH!
D: BUR-
M: You do know this conversation can go on for hours!
D: So?!
M: So i have better things to do!
D: Well I don't so I say buring houses!
M: ugh wutever!
D: HAHA I WON!
M: Ya sure why not *looks over at ashes of feather* I still don't know why you don't like Van.
D: ARGHHHHHH VAHHHH , VAN IS A MORON WHO MUST BURN ! HIM AND HIS IDIOTIC GIRLFRIEND!!
M: GAHHH HITOMI IS NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!! SHE'S JUST AN ANNOYING BITCH! But your right that she should burn!
D: Oh course I am ! *turns and starts setting fire to the tapistry*
M: Hmmm so why do you where a tiara?
D: What tiara?
M: On your head!
D: Thats's not a tiara!!
M: Sure it is!
D: nuh uh
M: ya huh!
D: nuh un
