THE GROOM IS FITTED FOR HIS TUX
Three hours later, Syaoran was still playing his
favorite game, which involved standing around with his trademark scowl
on his
face and listing, in excruciating detail, what
they could have done instead of what they were doing. Which was getting
married in
what he described in his better moods as a three-ring
circus, and in his worse, a Bloody Good Preview of the Torments of the
Ninth Hell.
"We could have gone to Hawaii, we could have gone
to a marriage hall, we could have had a civil ceremony," roared Syaoran,
reluctantly raising one arm for Tomoyo to finish
fitting the tuxedo to him, "We could have gone to freaking CANADA and been
married at GREEN GABLES"-- Syaoran had stolen
Sakura's set of the Anne of Green Gables series four years before and still
pretended he didn't have them -- " we could have
been married at the top of Mount Freaking Everest and it STILL would have
been less trouble than this!" A moment's pause
for breath. "And," he added grimly, "If we'd gone to Mt Everest I wouldn't
be
stuck in this stupid suit!"
"But itff wookfs fssoo good on you!" said Tomoyo
though a mouthful of pins, beaming up at him. Syaoran was tall even without
being on the dressmaker's footstool, and Tomoyo
often used him as a form, except, as she said sadly, hardly any real person
had his shape.
Syaoran growled. But he turned around so Tomoyo
could adjust the back of the jacket. She had started off campaigning for
a
version of his Chinese outfit, which was promptly
and ruthlessly squashed by the owner of said clothing, backed by his future
brother-in-law, who said he would wear a hakama
but be damned if he wore something inspired by That Brat. Then Eriol,
much to everybody's relief, had pointed out that
if the men wore tuxedoes, she would have that much more time to spend on
the much more important bride's and bridesmaids'
outfits.
"What are you doing to Sakura, anyway?" Syaoran asked. "She won't tell me a thing but that she refused to wear the wings."
Tomoyo gave him A Look. "The groom is not supposed to know what the bride is wearing until the ceremony," she said firmly.
"Stupid rule," said Syaoran, "Ow!"
"Don't squirm and you won't get poked, Li-kun!"
"Grrr." But he was quiet for a moment while Tomoyo
pinned the sides of the jacket. "Tomoyo," he said finally, "I want you
to
promise me something."
Tomoyo looked up. "Eh?"
"If -- if something ever happens to me, and I have to leave before Sakura, will you tell her how you feel?"
Tomoyo stared at him. "What do you mean, 'if you
have to leave before Sakura'?" she demanded. "The two of you are going
to
live happily ever after!"
"I know," said Syaoran, uncomfortably, "And I'll
always do my best to have her be happy. But, Sakura's mother didn't mean
to
leave them, and my father didn't want to leave
us. If I have to leave Sakura, I want her to be happy again. So, promise
me
you'll be there for her and tell her how you
feel. You should have a chance to be happy, too."
Tomoyo smiled. "My happiness is Sakura-chan always
being happy," she said, "But, as I thought, you really are a gentle
person, Li-kun."
Syaoran turned a sort of dull red. "I-it's not
that," he said. "I just hate to see people cry, and I hate making them
cry even
worse. And if she was with you she'd be happy
again, so..." He held out his hand with his pinky out. "Promise? Please?"
Tomoyo looked at his hand for a long moment and then she hooked her pinky around his, silently.
"Thank you very much," said Syaoran, smiling.
THEY DECIDE ON A VIDEOGRAPHER
Tomoyo clasped her hands together. "Sakura-chan
will make such a cute bride," she said, her eyes going into dreamy stars.
"Ohh, I'm soooo happy I can videotape her being
married!"
Everybody in the room but Eriol sweatdropped.
"B-but, Tomoyo-chan," said Sakura, a little desperately,
"You're the maid of honor. Won't it be a little strange to have the maid
of honor videotaping?"
"Oh," said Tomoyo, looking crushed. "I didn't think of that. Well, maybe --"
"And you have to be my maid of honor," said Sakura. "You're my best friend!"
Syaoran was heard to mumble something under his
breath about not caring if she videotaped or not, as long as he had his
honeymoon in peace. Touya merely shook his head,
and Yukito blinked.
"Tomoyo-san," said Eriol, "Where else would the videographer focus but on Sakura being the lovely bride?"
Tomoyo brightened. "And I can videotape the reception!"
"As long as you don't videotape the honeymoon," said Syaoran, darkly.
"SYAORAN!" Sakura glared at him. "Such a thing to say!"
"I don't want to see hide nor hair nor tufted
tail of anyone in this room," he shot back, "Except you, and I --" he stopped
suddenly and turned red.
"Besides," added Kaho, comfortingly, "The videographer is a man, he can't tape Sakura getting ready."
Tomoyo passed into a state of bliss.
THE BRIDE AND BRIDESMAIDS ARE OUTFITTED.
"Sugoi!" said Chiharu, staring at Sakura. "Tomoyo-chan, you're amazing!"
Tomoyo glowed with modest pride. Sakura stood
in the center of a white cloud of satin and lace, delicately embroidered
and
lavishly draped, with full sleeves that narrowed
to fit her wrists and extended to her middle fingers, with a fragile upstanding
collar framing her face. Oversleeves of lace
swept nearly to the ground, and ribbons bunched and gathered and tied
everywhere a ribbon could bunch or gather or
tie.
The only thing spoiling the picture, in point
of fact, was Sakura, whose face was bright red with sheer embarrassment.
"It's too
much," she wailed. "I'll trip and fall and -
and - I'll be trying to eat and I'll get something with tomatoes in it
on the sleeves --"
Tomoyo's eyes got wide. "But Sakura-chan, you're
the focus of the day! You should have something appropriate to wear.
Don't you want to look nice for your wedding?
Think of how Li-kun will feel when he sees you..."
"Syaoran," said Sakura with unusual firmness,
"will think that he can't even get near me for fear of spoiling my dress.
I can't
move, Tomoyo-chan."
Tomoyo sighed deeply. "Well, if you really feel
that way..." She helped Sakura out of the dress [which required a set of
undergarments that had been described, by a horrified
Kero-chan, as having more bones than a sushi bar's trash can] and
pulled out another box. "I thought you might
not want to wear it for the wedding, so I made another one. But promise
you'll
model it for me at the next show!"
"I will," said Sakura, eyeing the box with some misgivings. Tomoyo-chan always meant well, but...
Tomoyo pulled out a length of white silk, and
Rika, Chiharu and Naoko gasped. This dress was nothing but a slender bodice
and a full skirt, but even in Tomoyo's hands
it was obvious that it was perfect for Sakura. She pulled it carefully
over Sakura's
head and stood back to look at the effect.
Sakura stood slender and regal in the dress, a
princess both untouched and infinitely touchable. The fine silk of the
dress slid
down her body, displaying curve and fine sculptured
detail, and then billowed to the floor and flowed behind her.
"Perfect," said Rika.
Tomoyo wished she hadn't spoken. It was a perfect
moment, one that would become more and more rare after Sakura
married. Soon Li-kun would be the one doing most
things for Sakura, and that was how it should be. But it still made her
sad
to think that she would be able to do less for
Sakura.
"It almost makes me want to get married myself," said Chiharu, "Except that would mean I'd be stuck with Yamazaki for life."
Everyone laughed, and the spell of the moment was broken.
"And I have the perfect veil for it, too," said Tomoyo.
Sakura sweatdropped. "Um, Tomoyo-chan, do you have everybody else's dresses ready?"
"Of course I do!" trilled Tomoyo, beaming at all
three of the bridesmaids. "Cute dresses for the cute attendants of the
cute
bride!"
Everybody sweatdropped, this time.
BUT SOME OF THE WEDDING PARTY ARE FEELING A LITTLE STRANGE.
"Little sisters," said Touya ominously, "Should
not be allowed to grow up and get married. Espcecially little monster sisters
to
Chinese brats."
Kaho and Yukito looked at each other.
"Really, To-ya," said Yukito, "Isn't that a bit extreme? She's 23, after all."
Touya scowled. "She's still MY little sister," he said.
"Well, yes," said Kaho, "She's younger than you are."
` Touya growled.
Kaho shook her head. Touya refrained from beating
Syaoran up, but the two of them were never exactly what one could call
"friends". Touya tolerated him for Sakura's sake,
especially after Syaoran proved that he would take any bullet for Sakura,
but
the relationship was not, to say the least of
it, warm. "You should be glad that she's grown up so well and found someone
who
loves her," she said.
Touya gave her a darkling look. "I am," he said,
"Only, it was just a few days ago she was ten years old trying to beat
me up
for calling her a monster, and now she's getting
married..." For a moment his face looked older than his age, sad and a
little
tired. Kaho could see, clearly, the strain of
what he had done for his sister, and her heart went out to him.
Yukito looked at the clock. "To-ya, we need to get going, if we're going to get to the store before they close."
"Ah?" asked Kaho, knowing that Yukito was trying to get Touya's attention away from himself. "What do you have to get?"
"Spare hankercheifs," said Yukito wickedly. "Oniichan
is afraid he's going to cry at his baby sister's wedding and embarrass
himself."
"YUKI!"
THE CHOICES OF FLOWERS AND CAKE ARE VERY IMPORTANT.
"I don't know what to do about the flowers," said Sakura, staggering into her room under a load of catalogs.
"Flowers?" asked Kero.
"Tomoyo-chan thinks that we should have roses and cherry blossoms, but cherry blossoms are out of season..."
"SA-KU-RA! Are ya the Card Mistress or not? Think about it! Y'all got FLOWERY! Use that sister to make yer flowers!"
"Oh. I didn't even think of it!"
"OB-viously," snorted Kero. "What are you going to do for the cake, huh? Chocolate? White? Carrot for the Snowbunny?"
Sakura threw a real stuffed animal at him, which
he dodged, as usual. "Probably chocolate," she said. "Since Syaoran likes
it."
There was a pause. "You aren't having a tantrum
because you can't go to the wedding and eat half the cake? Are you feeling
all
right?"
Kero struck a pose of Noble Tragedy. "Well, since
my groovy real form would probably scare all the guests, Suppi and I are
going to watch from the balcony. And," he added,
turning melting eyes on Sakura, "I just KNOW y'all are going to save back
LOTS of the treats for poor l'il ole me."
This time it was a catalog winging its way to
toward him.
A FEW WEEKS BEFORE THE WEDDING, THE BACHELOR PARY IS HELD.
"Did you know?" asked Yamazaki, turning sincere
eyes toward Syaoran. They, Eriol, Yukito and Touya were having a
bachelor party [of sorts, considering that Touya
was there and glaring meaningly at every girl who even so much looked at
Syaoran] at a tea room. "In Europe, they used
to take the bride and groom and put them into bed."
Syaoran's eyes got huge and an enormous bead of sweat rolled off his head..
"It was traditional, so they couldn't do anything
about it," continued Yamazaki happily. "The groom used to have to fight
all his
friends off with his sword so he could have his
wedding night in peace. And, it used to be that the lord of the place would
demand the first night with the bride."
Syaoran turned pleading eyes toward Eriol.
Eriol smiled. "That is so," he agreed, "But they haven't done it for years and years, because the Church forbade it."
Yukito and Touya looked at each other. There was
a pause. Then both of them started laughing so hard they slid off the chairs
and rolled, howling, on the ground.
Syaoran sweatdropped.
THE BRIDE MEETS THE GROOM'S FAMILY.
Syaoran and Sakura had fled to his apartment,
supposedly to get ready to greet his mother and sisters, but really to
avoid
Tomoyo and Sonomi. Especially Sonomi, who was
brimming over with ideas for for Nadeshiko's daughter's wedding, and, if
allowed, would have organized and paid for the
entire thing herself.
"It's so nice to not think of the wedding for a while," said Sakura, curling up beside Syaoran.
Syaoran shuddered. "Waitstaff in cherry-blossom
kimono!" he said, looking revolted. "And nadeshiko flowers in an arch over
the head table!"
"Well, we could," said Sakura, fair to the end. "It wouldn't be very much trouble with the Flower card."
Syaoran snorted and pulled her against his shoulder.
"I'm not going to think of the wedding for a while," he said. "Not if I
don't
have to." Sakura put her head on his check and
he dropped a kiss on her hair. Her hair smelled of cherry blossoms. He
closed
his eyes and buried his face in it; it felt like
fine silk, or peony petals. "I have some chocolate ice cream," he said
into it.
Sakura giggled. "Do you ever buy any other type?"
Syaoran pretended to think. "I have chocolate
chocolate-chip, too," he said. "And I think there's some raspberry chocolate
fudge left, too."
"Silly," she said, and wrapped her arms around him. A moment later she yawned. "Sorry," she said. "It's been so busy..."
He smoothed her hair and swung his legs up over
onto the couch -- Sakura squealed -- and arranged her on his chest. "Mother
and my sisters aren't supposed to be here for
a while, so you can take a nap." He wrapped his arms around her more firmly.
"All right," she said, in a small, tired voice.
"Sorry ... I'm... not... better com..pan..y..." Her breathing deepened.
"But... you're...
so... war...m..."
"You're always good company, love," whispered
Syaoran, kissing her temple. He shifted so his head was supported by the
arm
of the couch, and told himself that he absolutely
must not fall asleep, too.
But Sakura was a warm weight over him, and soon ... he thought... soon...
Everyday.... he could....
Be... like...
this....
with her....
For....ever.....
Syaoran fell asleep with his face still buried in her hair.
Sakura was having a funny dream. There were five
faces hanging over her, and they all looked like feminine versions of
Syaoran, one much older. "How did Little Brother
get someone so pretty to agree to marry him?" asked one.
"It can't be that she doesn't know him," remarked another. "He's known her for so long."
"So that's the Clow mistress," said a third. "Goodness, I wonder how she got them to obey her? She's so fine-boned."
"Look how he's holding her," said the fourth, beaming down on them. "Aaahhh, I wonder where I put my camera?"
"Now, you four, leave them alone," said the eldest.
"I remember how much trouble planning a wedding was, and your brother
needs his sleep."
"So he can grow MORE?" snorted one.
"Go get a blanket, and leave them alone," she said, firmly. "I wonder where he put her phone number?"
"Right beside the phone," said the youngest, giggling. "Ah, Little Brother's so sentimental!"
Sakura felt a blanket spread itself over her,
and a gentle hand brushed her hair away from her face. "Good night, youngest
daughter..." said the voice.
Syaoran's mother dialed the phone number.
"Kinomoto residence," said a male voice.
"Is this Sakura's brother?" she asked.
"Yes," said Touya, a trifle suspiciously.
"This is Syaoran's mother. I'm just calling to say that Sakura's spending the night to be with us."
There was a sort of growl mixed with "OIII!" from
the other line. "All right," said Touya, regaining his manners. "Thanks
for
telling us."
"Goodnight." Syaoran's mother hung up and began to chuckle.
"What, mother?" "Was that her brother? Does he have a nice voice?" "What did he say?" "Is he single?"
Syaoran's mother laughed. "The dragon doesn't wish to give up his precious jewel to the wolf, does he?"
And, still smiling, she went to find sleeping bags and bedding.
Sakura's bed was much harder than usual, but it
was nice and warm. It was breathing, too... how odd. And then suddenly
it
went stiff.
"M-Mother," croaked the bed. "S-sisters. When did you....?"
"Hoe?" said Sakura, reluctantly opening one eye.
There were five women there, the light of dawn was shining and she was
on
Syaoran's chest, on his couch, with a blanket
over them, and ...those... women ... must... be....
"I'm very pleased to meet you, Youngest Daughter," said Syaoran's mother, smiling tigerishly.
"HOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
AT LAST! THE WEDDING IS HELD!
Sakura woke up early that morning. On the floor
around her, Chiharu, Rika and Naoko were breathing peacefully. Tomoyo
had somehow managed to grab a lock of Sakura's
hair and was holding it lightly as she slept. Sakura looked at her, smiling.
Dear Tomoyo-chan. She was glad that she would
be with her today.
"Sakura," whispered someone. "Sa-ku-ra!"
Sakura looked around. "Hoe?"
"Over here," hissed the voice, which she now reconised as Kero-chan.
Sakura slid her hair from Tomoyo's hand and slipped
out of the sleeping bag. She stepped over the rest and went to the door.
"What's wrong?"
"Come into your room," he said softly.
Wondering, she went up stairs and opened the door
to her room, and saw all of the Cards floating out of the box. "Oh!" she
said. "What are they doing --"
"A present," said Light, who had her hands entwined with Dark's, "For this day."
"Because it is special," added Dark, clinging to Light. "And because you are --"
"Our beloved Mistress," said Mirror in her quiet, sweet voice. "So we decided that --"
"We would combine our powers," trilled Flowery.
"And make you something special," whispered Glow.
"Cereberus and Yue helped us," said Light, "but we wanted you --"
"To have something of us with you," said Dark.
"Because we can't go to the wedding," finished Flower, looking a little disappointed.
Sakura's eyes welled over with tears. "Minna..." she said.
"So," said Light, smiling, "Here is your wedding
gift." She held out her hands, and Sakura saw a set of jewelry there, like
pearls
or opals, but more like diamonds than anything
else. Sakura reached out and took them. They were so pretty, with the glow
of
light and dark, and the flash of thunder and
the dark of shadow buried inside. And the Cards had thought of it, for
her...
"Why are you crying?" whispered Glow, flying to her.
"It was to make you happy," said Flower.
"I am," said Sakura.
"Humans cry when they're happy," said Mirror. "It's funny."
"Why are we carrying staffs?" demanded Chiharu,
spinning in her gown, an iridescent thing of silk and tulle. "They're pretty,
but
aren't they a little....?" The staffs were pink
and had a gold star with white wings on each side, draped with ribbons
and dripping
roses and ivy.
Sakura and Tomoyo shared a secret smile. "I just thought they would be cute," trilled Tomoyo.
"They are pretty," said Rika. "Oh, Sakura, aren't
you nervous? I was so nervous, too!" Rika had married Terada-sensei several
years before.
"No," said Sakura. "Because now I can be with Syaoran forever."
Nadeshiko-san, thought Fujitaka, dancing with
Sakura at the reception, Our daughter is grown-up now. I kept my promise.
But, humans cry because they're happy, too. I
hope you don't mind....
AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. WELL.....
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE NURSES REFUSED TO LET
ME IN THE DELIVERY ROOM BECAUSE I YELL
TOO MUCH, BUT TOMOYO IS IN THERE VIDEOTAPING
THE BIRTH OF MY CHILD?!?!?!?!?"
The End. ^_^
Notes:
1.) Yamazaki is actually not telling Syaoran
a whopper, for once. ^_^;; They really did used to escort the bridal couple
to bed
and, in the case of nobles, stay there to witness
the, er, completion of the marriage. There's a novel by Roberta Gellis
in which
one of the Henrys [2nd? It was the one who ended
the War of the Roses, anyway...] of England nearly wasn't able to, er,
perform because of the nobles listening outside
the bedcurtains...O.o;;; It was banned sometime in the 15th or 16th century
by
the Church, because it got really rowdy and extremely
vulgar. Droit de seignor was probably not actually practiced, but has
entered the popular culture via movies and novels.
[Didn't one of the Robin Hood movies have that as a plot point? -- no,
wait,
that was Braveheart, yes?] As Cecil from the
Straight Dope [ http://www.straightdope.com ] says, it doesn't seem like
a very
intelligent thing to do when faced with a female
population used to using fish knives....
2.) They're having a western style wedding because I know NOTHING about the Shinto variety, and I'm too lazy to look it up.
3.) sweatdrops I just pulled that thing with the
Cards out of my coff, but it seems like most of them are reasonably aware.
And
it's mentioned in [what will be] vol. 11 that
the Cards love her.
4.) The thing about Syaoran liking Anne was blatantly
and unrepentantly stolen from someone else's Touya/Yukito fic, and if I
could remember their name, I would give credit.
[Email me if you know?] Except in that fic, it was Touya who liked Anne.
I
think it appeared on CCSyaoi ML?
5.) Comments and crits? ;_; I wanted to do more but it turned into a monster even with this...