Fun Facts:
Toffler is a boy, and he prefers to hang around with Reich, except when he's with me.
He is named Toffler, because that's his name.
Toffler is . . .
A really cute guy I found in the parlor. He is 23 years old but is very shy. He is lovable and sweet and belongs to me. Toffler likes finding bones.
He has two very brown eyes and a forage cap.
Toffler likes to play the organ and follow me around.
More about my pet:
Toffler  lives in Fort Spencer, western Sierra Nevadas.  He is very religious and likes to write hymns. His nervous nature keeps us entertained, especially when he whimpers.
He answers to Toffler, Private Toffler, Toff, and "Hey!"
Dislikes:
Likes:
- Rhymes

- Humming

- Staying near Reich

- Making snow angels


# Being asked to get ice

# Being licked

# Being spooked

# Being chased by men with knives
Toffler gets very happy when he finds rhymes for his religious hymns.
Toffler likes these links:
Cleaves' Bad Advice
The Sight of Underpants Don't Quote Me
Colqhoun's Movie Reviews
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