| Fun Facts: |
| Percy is a boy, although sometimes it's hard to tell. |
| He is fond of unicorns, especially when they trample people he doesn't like. |
| Percy likes to kiss up to the general and follow him around. |
| He has a greatcoat that he brushes clean every morning, and a horse named Pansy that Private Atwood brushes clean every morning. |
| He answers to Lindus, Major Lindus, and Percy, but not "Lickfinger" or "Nancy." |
| Back up, he might slap you. This, my friends, is the look of a Lindus right before he slaps. When Linduses slap you get pomade all over your face! It's pretty disgusting. This Lindus is named Percy. Percy doesn't like women, although he seems to respect mustaches. |
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| Dislikes: |
| - Himself - His mommy - His greatcoat - His hair |
| - Seguin - Getting dirty - Boyd - Having his diary read - Hairy brutes |
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| If you ever see a Lindus that looks like this... |
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| Meet My Pet! |
| He's a Lindus! |
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