By Yukimi

Note- WEIRD!!!!! VERY WEIRD FANFIC!! In fact, chances are that you won’t get this at all unless you know me… but Crystal does need more fanfics so… if you guys don’t start writing some for her, you’ll have to put up with my horrible writing… and I don’t own Dragonball Z or Sailor Moon.
Genre- humor/horrible
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    “Why do we always have to watch those extremely gross videos right before lunch?” Kitari complained to her friend as they walked toward the lunch area.
    “I dunno.” Crystal shrugged. She pulled her long brown hair away from her face as they headed up to the grassy hill. A girl ran to greet them.
    “Hey!” she smiled, her shining brown eyes glimmered excitedly.
    “Hi Trista!” Kitari grinned back. “We just watched this extremely… well, never mind; I don’t want to ruin your appetite.”
    “And I suppose the teacher never thought about how she was ruining our appetite.” Crystal mumbled under her breath. “Hey Cierra!” she waved to a pretty young girl who headed towards the three of them.
    “Hey.” Cierra replied, she pulled her thick black hair away from her face and tied it up in a shiny ponytail.
    “Where’s- eeek!!” Kitari shrieked as the ground started to shake beneath them. Screams came from all around them as the entire area began to tremble.
    “Earthquake?!” Trista squeaked as the ground began to crumble. Large cracks split the grassy hill and a loud rumbling sound filled the girls’ ears.
    “What?! I can’t hear you!” Cierra yelled.
    “Huh? What’d you say?!” Crystal shouted back.
    “We’re gonna die…” Kitari mumbled, sinking to the ground in a dead faint. The earth seemed to come up and swallow all four of them into its unfathomable pit. Crystal started to scream and laugh hysterically, Cierra started to scream and yell incoherently, Trista turned pale and looked like she’d seen a ghost and Kitari stayed unconscious.
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    “Usagi! Usagi!” Minako hissed, poking her dozing companion. “USAGI-CHAN!” she yelled as loud as she could without attracting the teacher’s attention. The future neo-queen Serenity awoke with a start.
    “What Minako-chan?” she mumbled sleepily.
    “Remember now, we’re gonna ditch last period to go see the Starlights.”
    “Oh… right. What if Luna finds out?” Usagi was fully awake now.
    “She won’t!” Minako whispered. “This plan is too perfect! I’ll pretend to be sick and you can come out to check on me. We’ll then go to your house, change and go to the concert!”
    “Ok…” Usagi said uncertainly.
    “Miss Tsukino! Perhaps you would like to share whatever that was with the class!?” Mrs. Fujiko snapped.
    “No ma’am.” She sat up straight and kept her mouth shut.
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    “Ugh… what is going on here?” Cierra moaned, sitting up slowly. She looked around confusedly, rubbing her forehead. Then she noticed her three friends beside her. Crystal was laughing hysterically and was pinching herself. Trista was groggily beginning to wake up and Kitari was still unconscious.
    “Stop laughing.” Cierra commanded. The laughing ceased to giggles and eventually stopped.
    “What’s going on? This is a dream.” Crystal kept pinching her arm, not noticing that it was turning red.
    “Ow… my head.” Trista moaned. She brought a hand up to her forehead and gingerly touched a large bruise that had formed in the crash. “Is Kitty okay? She’s been out of it for a while.”
    “I think so. Let me try.” Crystal shook the girl’s shoulders. “HEY! Are you ok, Kitty?!”
    “Uhm… huh? Wh-what happened?” Kitari sat up and winced as a loud crack was heard. “I bet my butt is broken.” The rest of them looked disgusted at her use of words. “Eew… my arm is all bloody, and so is my lip. I think I might have bitten down on my lip.”
    “Ook… I think that you might have landed on something.” Trista guessed. Kitari struggled to her feet and stood up, other cracks and pops occasionally interrupting the silence. “Or… you’re just really really stiff right now.”
    “What is that?” Crystal pointed to a tall building in the distance. Cierra squinted.
    “Wha? Is that Chinese? Does it say “Gon hey fa- hey wait! It’s not even Chinese New Year! And besides, when was there a building that had a banner in Chinese?”
    “No look! It’s Japanese!” Crystal crowed excitedly. “It says… it says… video? No, wait… Video Game Center!”
    “Huh?” Trista and Kitari asked in unison.
    “Well… that’s what I think it says.” Crystal offered meekly.
    “Why is there a banner in Japanese here? In our school? Say, what happened to our school?”
    “I think the world doesn’t like us. So it ate us.” Kitari answered solemnly. Trista frowned.
    “I think there was an earthquake and we landed on the other side of the world somehow. No, that doesn’t make sense. I don’t know what happened.”
    “You guys…” Cierra began nervously.
    “Yea?” Crystal prodded.
    “Is it just me or does that guy look like he’s got Darien’s nose? It’s like a total Pinocchio face!”
    “Eewww…. It’s a clown! Clowns are scary!” Kitari whined.
    “Gross! Why is there a clown here?” Trista agreed.
    “Wait you guys, that’s not a clown! That’s Darien! OH my gosh!” Crystal corrected.
    “No… ‘cuz we’re still in school…” Cierra stated.
    “Not anymore we’re not.” Crystal countered. “Yay! Free happy day!”
    “Yay!” Kitari joined in, dancing around. “Ow.. my back…”
    “Excuse me but what are you girls doing out of school?” A deep male voice boomed.
    “AAHH! Run! IT’S THE POLICE!” Crystal screeched. They all screamed and ran down the street, ducking behind an alley.
    “I think… we lost… him…” Trista panted as they tried to catch their breaths.
    “Are you … sure that he… was … a policeman?” Cierra demanded.
    “Uh.. no… but I didn’t actually see him. I just heard a deep male voice… so uh… I guessed that he was a policeman. I mean, better safe than sorry right?”
    “Yes!” Kitari nodded. “Wait, that’s not a policeman! Look! It’s- oh my lordy lord…”
    “What?” Crystal questioned.
    “It’s… YATEN!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!!!”
    “Where? WHERE?!” Crystal yelled, climbing over Cierra. Kitari just pointed and promptly fainted again.
    “She seems to be rather light headed today.” Cierra remarked.
    “I.. I don’t- I mean…” Trista fumbled staring at the light haired man walking towards them. Her face was unnaturally white and her jaw hung open. Cierra slapped her forehead.
    “I really bet this is a dream. You know, one of those dreams that you can’t wake up from. Uh-huh. And I bet that it’ll be over soon. I mean, it can’t get any worse you know?”
    “Yaten! You’re Yaten…” Crystal breathed, looking lovestruck. The man stared at her nervously.
    “Lunatic lady.” He shook his head.
    “Can I … can I touch you?” he looked even more nervous.
    “I’d prefer-”
    “Sorry. She’s lost her mind. Excuse me…” Cierra said sweetly, dragging Crystal away.
    “But Yaten’s a girl!” Trista hissed as soon as they were out of Yaten’s earshot.
    “Of course he is!” Crystal cried. “Unhand me! Unhand me! This is injustice! I want YATEN!”
    “What? Did we meet Wufei?” Kitari wondered, suddenly coming to.
    “No. We saw Yaten.” Trista informed her.
    “OH yea!!!! YATEN!!!!!! WHERE!? I WANNA SEE!”
    “Yaten’s FEMALE!!!!” Cierra howled.
    “*ahem* oh yea…” Kitari giggled sheepishly.
    “Oh my gawd…” Cierra slapped her forehead against her palm. Crystal was still furious about being dragged away from her precious Yaten.
    “Lookie!!!!! IT’S SEIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!” Kitari screeched.
    “WHERE?! WHERE?!” Crystal yelled again.
    “Aw.. jeez. Not this again.” Cierra groaned. Trista frowned.
    “This is getting really freaky you guys. I mean, I wouldn’t want to meet Chibi-usa or anything.”
    “MAMO-CHAN!!!” a distant voice squealed. Trista froze.
    “Goodness… is that…Chibi-usa?”
    “SEIYA!!!” Kitari squeaked, glomping onto the startled man.
    “IT’S SEIYA!!!!!” Crystal shouted joyfully, hanging around his neck.

*A sudden dark flash covers the entire area*

    “*Ahem* Do you mind?” Mike sighed uncomfortably at the two seemingly insane girls hanging over him.
    “Eeew! Sorry.” Kitari quickly unlatched herself from his neck. Crystal ‘eeep’ed and untangled herself from his neck.
    “What happened?” Trista asked, puzzled.
   “I don’t think I want to know.” Mike replied. Trista kicked him in the shins. Hard. Cierra shrugged.
    “I’m totally convinced that that was merely a nightmare. Nothing more.”
    “WHAT HAPPENEND TO YATEN?!” Kitari wailed.
    “AND SEIYA!!!!!!!??” Crystal joined into the howling.
    “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!” Vance yelled, trudging up the hill.
    “Nothing. Except that we’re all going insane, yelling about the Starlights, traveling to anime worlds and glomping onto strange people.” Crystal answered calmly.
    Everyone else- ::blink::

*~The End~*