| More Random Thoughts... |
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| Vicki: ::staring at Crystal's report card:: You are the only person I know that can never study, never do their homework, cut classes, and still get straight A's. How do you do it?! I don't get it!! |
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| Hey look! An image of the actual Florida ballots! (Um, this is just a joke, so all you Bush people out there, PLEASE don't kill me, I don't seriously hate anyone, this is all in the name of good fun ^_^) |
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| Kami-sama. The person who has this license plate is in need of some serious help... |
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| The early bird catches the worm. However, the early worm gets devoured by a giant flying monster. So it doesn't really matter what time you get up, it all depends on your prespective! Gee, I should be a philosipher... |
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| Crystal: Hey, is gum allowed at school? Alina: Of course not. Crystal: Oh. ::offers Alina a stick of Juicy Fruit:: Want some? Alina: Sure. *today at school* |
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| Crystal: ::at school, playing N64 with the guys and beating the crap out of them:: Some Guy: Whoa, Crystal's pro! Crystal: ::accidentally makes Mario fall off a cliff and dies:: Some Guy: Nevermind... |
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| ~midnight, on a school night~ Crystal: Who needs sleep? Not me! MUHAHAHAHAHA! ~the next day at school~ Crystal: ::peacefully snoozing on desk:: ZzzZZzZz.... zzZZZzzzzZZzZzz... (Note: I didn't actually fall asleep in school, this particular WOD is fiction) |
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| Did you know that there's a drug named Crystal? And the city I live in is the known as the 'Crystal and Meth capital of the world'? Weird... |
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| Crystal, bearer of weird news: Hey Alina! Micheal was cheating on the imaginary pet iguana Luke cause he and David were hitting on eachother! Alina: ..... ::blink, blink:: ...... |
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| Crystal: ::hopelessly lost in one of Hortan Plaza's HUGE parking lots:: Dude!!! Where's my car?!?! |
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| ~Reactions to finding out there is a fanfic in which Yaten's mom is named Alina~ Crystal: ::falls out of chair, laughing hysterically:: Alina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUTHOR MUST DIE!!!!!!! |
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| ~Softball~ Crystal: ::running to home base:: ::slides in mud and lands in big icky puddle:: AACCK! Ref: OUT! Crystal: ARG!!! I'M ALL WET AND I DIDN'T EVEN SCORE A RUN?! GR! |
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| Every great oak tree started out as just a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground. |
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| ~At the mini-aviary, where Crystal helps take care of roughly 70 parakettes~ Crystal: Hey, what's with all the empty cages? Mearle: Didn't you hear? Some nutty girl came in and let all the birds out, shouting 'free the animals!'. We had a hard time trying to catch them all again. Crystal: .....::blink, blink::..... |
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| "Life sucks. And then you die." ~Vi's Philosophy |
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| Final exams should've been a form a torture in the Middle Ages... |
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| ~At Graduation~ Principal: ::calling student names:: ::finally gets to second to last name, Crystal Wert:: Crystal Wade! Crystal: ::face fault:: ::to self:: I waited through 491 people to get my name pronounced wrong?! |
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| "Be alert. The world always needs more lerts." ~Meiohsei |
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| Crystal: ::finally sinks into bed at around 11:30 after lots of homework:: ::battles insomnia:: ::is just about to fall asleep:: ~Suddenly, a 5.1 earthquake almost knocks her out of bed~ Crystal: ARRRG!!! WHY?!?!?! |
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| Crystal: ::looks up at the sky:: Gee I wish it would rain. ::it suddenly starts raining:: Everyone: ..... Crystal: .... Now I wish I had a million dollars! |
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| When standing on top of a two story building at 9:00 pm waiting in line for the waterslide, on a cold and windy night, wearing only a bikini, and soaking wet, it's PRETTY FREAKING COLD!!!! ::dies of hypothermia:: |
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| ~Crystal is at drum rehersal with two 6+ foot guys, both a year older than her, when suddenly a bee comes~ Kyle: AAAHHH!!! A BEE!!! ::swats at it w/ drumstick and runs:: Peter: ::laughs:: You're such a whimp Kyle! ::bee flies to him:: Aw @#$%! ::runs away:: ::bee comes to Crystal:: Crystal: ::stares at it:: ::raises eyebrow at boys:: ::bee flies away:: ::other drummer comes back and blinks:: Cassie: ::points to guys:: What's up with them? Crystal: ::shrug:: |
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